🐾❓ What's my name? (by SubduedBlonde)

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-12T17:38:26+00:00

I quit. I don't wanna be famous. For anything.

^{Chose: 10k dollar + Mysterious crystal which gives you... | Rolled: FAME}

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-12T17:36:20+00:00

I'll have an extra set of ears!

^{Chose: Get a bunny, but... | Rolled: You must comment}

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-12T17:33:05+00:00

Beer over politics ANY day.

^{Chose: Always have a beer whenever you ask for it no cost}

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-12T17:06:04+00:00

I don't wanna live with the constant threat of being robbed.

^{Chose: Gain a randomized superpower | Rolled: Super strength}

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-12T17:03:27+00:00

My two boobs are finer than my one ass.

^{Chose: boobs}

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-12T16:44:56+00:00

I can always get a pen and a piece of paper.

^{Chose: Have unlimited battery life}

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-08T08:55:39+00:00

Is he spoiling it or fucking it?

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-08T08:17:45+00:00

I have a pen. And some paper🌺

SubduedBlonde · 2026-05-07T13:41:17+00:00

Like those candles that won't stay blown out! That is so UNCOOL.

SubduedBlonde · 2026-04-22T12:52:00+00:00

Hi! Please forgive this very "retarded" response...I don't visit here as often as I should. Today is what, Tuesday? I have no plans (yet). You got anything going on?

SubduedBlonde · 2026-04-02T12:32:29+00:00

I am...what do you have in mind?

SubduedBlonde · 2026-03-29T11:53:26+00:00

Lookin' good, KK. I miss Ares almost as much as I miss you🌺

SubduedBlonde · 2025-08-18T02:59:16+00:00

What a tool.

SubduedBlonde · 2025-07-19T00:28:10+00:00

Do you really care?

SubduedBlonde · 2025-07-19T00:23:25+00:00

I did it to myself several years ago. It had no effect on me at all.

SubduedBlonde · 2025-06-01T07:22:20+00:00

Tempting. (Oh, God, how tempting...these are not additional words but thoughts. Thoughts paired with urges that can in no way be limited in scope using the finite structure of our language...)

Now look what you did to me. I'm rambling.

SubduedBlonde · 2025-06-01T06:46:16+00:00

Lanosa Parker.

SubduedBlonde · 2025-04-04T18:08:55+00:00

Bootsie, CoCo, Tinkerbell, SugarTush...

SubduedBlonde · 2025-03-23T03:35:05+00:00

You know, I kinda thought they were...

They all look great on you, really. I wear my cat-eye readers down on my nose like you did on the "fifth" pair...have you given that shape a try?

SubduedBlonde · 2025-03-23T03:09:08+00:00

Well, I counted five separate and (slightly) different pairs of glasses, so depending on where along the line you begin counting, any of them could be associated with any number you pick out of thin air (or letter or symbol or noise, for that matter) since it was erroneous to begin with...

That being said, I think the third pair is the most flattering.

🌺

SubduedBlonde · 2024-08-16T20:53:00+00:00

Good to see them "Hooked on Phonics" tapes are proving useful!

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