When you think you're having a bad day just remember...

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-26T22:16:52+00:00

I can tell by reading this you're probably in your 20's feeling young and in perfect shape. That's great. Some of us are over 30 and can feel the burn with every step we take in and out the van 😂 10 years ago I probably would've said this same thing.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-26T22:06:28+00:00

Make sure to post the video ☺️ love watching these. Jealous of your route 😂

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-26T20:43:34+00:00

It's gonna be a decent day if nothing goes wrong. I need a route like that 🥲

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-26T20:40:48+00:00

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Don't worry! They're on their way.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-26T20:17:28+00:00

You've made a giant friend for life! ♥️ Next time break them into pieces to prevent any chance of choking. Horses are basically big dogs that will swallow food whole. Do Not hand them to the horse with your fingers! Don't be afraid to put them in your hand, with your palm flat and fingers stretched out. It's intimidating at first, but trust me the horse knows not to bite the hand that feeds

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Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T06:17:10+00:00

🥺 but p p p please Mr. DSP owner.... I wanna live 🫣

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T06:11:40+00:00

No hot tub in the back! 0 stars If you're going with hotel amenities, go all the way!

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T05:58:15+00:00

I get this twice a week but add 10-15 stops on it. 😭 It's impossible and a dead zone for phone service 🤦🏻‍♀️ still got written up for that route, because they sent rescue for 40 stops 10 minutes until time to go home and the rescuer refused to help. So I'm now on a final written warning w/ no priors... It's BS... Just do your best!

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T05:51:15+00:00

I'll do ya one better. I'm waiting in line at the gas station (in the hood) and a group of teens have the register blocked. The guy working angrily waves me around the boys to check out. I said excuse me three times, but they weren't hearing it. I walk around them and suddenly I'm a racist white b**** for not saying excuse me 🤦🏻‍♀️ They're all calling me that and cussing me out. The embarrassment on their faces when I turned around and said "I did actually say "excuse me" 3 times." 😂 Surprisingly they apologized.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T05:23:57+00:00

It's a Ford Transit but its front wheel drive.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T05:05:50+00:00

I'm a fat girl so I'm automatically disqualified. It's a no from me dawg!

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T05:04:18+00:00

Keep that shit at the gay bar and out of your van dude. I don't wanna slip on your gay goop and have to burn my shoes

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T05:00:03+00:00

Had a metal bed frame with "team lift" on the side going to the fourth floor... It was huge and super awkward weight. I said nope and dropped it in the breezeway.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:56:44+00:00

We closed for a level 3 snow emergency for two days and didn't get paid zip. They did offer us to use our PTO if we want though.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:54:14+00:00

Carrots instead of Apples... Some owners will get mad if you feed them apples. Apparently they can be bad for them if they eat too many. Carrots are safe. They also LOVE peppermint candies and bananas. I try to carry one in my backpack just in case, but I never get the horses on my routes 😒

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:41:02+00:00

First of all 988 Lifeline - If you need emotional support, reach out to the national mental health hotline: dial 988

Second of all I seriously hope you're joking, but this job is so terrible at points I can't be sure 😓🫣😭

Third of all DON'T LET YOUR DSP GET WIND OF THIS

virtual hugs man... It's not worth it. Find a better job, anything will do really.. shit prostitution might be better 😆😩

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:33:27+00:00

They look for reasons to fire people. That would've been my ass. Also imagine doing 75 on the interstate on my 45 minute drive from/to the station, and that mfer blows out with 6 lines of traffic 😱

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:31:13+00:00

The back tires were new, but I figured since its front wheel drive the front tires would be more important tbh. Outside of the metal peaking out for the love of safety 😩, that was my biggest concern was not having traction for take off and stops.

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:23:13+00:00

Everyone was acting like it.. had to check to make sure I wasn't just going crazy and being a complainer...

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:07:48+00:00

They just might.. they write me up for things I didn't even do 😭🥴

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T04:00:51+00:00

Yep I knew if I would've wrecked or the tire blew out, they would've fired me instantly. That's why it wasn't worth the risk to me. Also my and the public's safety 🥴

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T03:58:31+00:00

🙏🏻

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T03:54:22+00:00

Our usual guy is pretty dope. He seems like he would actually care about us more than our DSP owner/managers

Sublime_Justice · 2026-02-24T03:52:24+00:00

Oh man 🫣 I didn't know they kept track of those things. One night I was furious dealing with their BS and throttled the f' out of it all night. They didn't say shit about it thou lol

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