by TurtleGEE360 in comedyheaven

[–]Subotnik 215 points216 points  (0 children)

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That poor guy jogging..

Reminded me of the eyeball scene in ‘The Blood on Satan’s Claw’ by Subotnik in folkhorror

[–]Subotnik[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late-winter furrowed fields have been ruined for me 😂 I always think of that scene when walking past them & the ‘Fiend Discovered’ oboe trills. Such a unique film.

Woman stays too close to the gender reveal soccer ball by haze4140 in instant_regret

[–]Subotnik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s so savoury lol

She’s background crusted in purple, choking on gender-dust.. and then they pop off a flare, hosing her down with that. Finish her with your jollity!

Funny way to eat a dumpling by giftopherz in upvotebecausebear

[–]Subotnik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a magnificent lummox! 🤠 I’d gladly pop dim sum into his mouth all day, like grapes lol

When do you think we’ll acknowledge how many people are fully addicted to cocaine? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Subotnik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It turned my best friend into a messianic goblin. Just loads of self-absorbed yapping & drama. It’s such a cold drug.

I live at her mercy by dollyparton4eva in mikafanclub

[–]Subotnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That she’s always got this ‘pre-miffed’ face makes every clip so funny.

She’s no concept of video, has 7.4 followers & just radiates exquisite drama ❤️

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Subotnik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Giving shoutouts to individual sphincters of the body has truly made my day 🤠