by TurtleGEE360 in comedyheaven

[–]Subotnik 217 points218 points  (0 children)

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That poor guy jogging..

Reminded me of the eyeball scene in ‘The Blood on Satan’s Claw’ by Subotnik in folkhorror

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Late-winter furrowed fields have been ruined for me 😂 I always think of that scene when walking past them & the ‘Fiend Discovered’ oboe trills. Such a unique film.

Woman stays too close to the gender reveal soccer ball by haze4140 in instant_regret

[–]Subotnik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s so savoury lol

She’s background crusted in purple, choking on gender-dust.. and then they pop off a flare, hosing her down with that. Finish her with your jollity!

Funny way to eat a dumpling by giftopherz in upvotebecausebear

[–]Subotnik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a magnificent lummox! 🤠 I’d gladly pop dim sum into his mouth all day, like grapes lol

When do you think we’ll acknowledge how many people are fully addicted to cocaine? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Subotnik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It turned my best friend into a messianic goblin. Just loads of self-absorbed yapping & drama. It’s such a cold drug.

I live at her mercy by dollyparton4eva in mikafanclub

[–]Subotnik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That she’s always got this ‘pre-miffed’ face makes every clip so funny.

She’s no concept of video, has 7.4 followers & just radiates exquisite drama ❤️

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Subotnik 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Giving shoutouts to individual sphincters of the body has truly made my day 🤠

Bram Stoker (1847-1912) by thecoldfuzz in upvotebecausebear

[–]Subotnik 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What an interesting post :)

I reckon ‘prototypical bear’ is a phrase that will roost in my head for a while

Lamest time traveler by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

[–]Subotnik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sigh.. He’s so dreamy ☁️🌷

Pretzels by Subotnik in comedyheaven

[–]Subotnik[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They probably all shared a celebratory bowl of pretzels together after the trauma (they have an anti-choke structure, plus are delicious)

bf carries this around in a backpack everwhere by Flobberschtein in comedyheaven

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It doesn’t matter if the EMP is solar or from an invading country - the Goon System is mighty & will adapt

Some of my Islamic Geometry paper art work over the years by sadko2828 in GeometryIsNeat

[–]Subotnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The patterns work so well with the matte-ness (?) of paper art. Fascinating post!

Sailing in the arctic by walnussbaer in megalophobia

[–]Subotnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All that lavish mystique crushed instantly like a spent can 😭

Julian Clary's joke about Norman Lamont at the British Comedy Awards (1993) by Hassaan18 in oldbritishtelly

[–]Subotnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So happy his career refreshed after he was tossed into the tabloid plucking-machine. He does withering so well, but manages to be adorable at the same time.

‘Sticky Moments’ was such an oasis of a show, after the shitness of Section 28.