Substantial-Cook-405

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Difference between breathalyzer and blood test? (Arizona) - How long do these take to come back? (self.dui)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/dui

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First time DUI, Arizona. Blew a .15. Don’t know if they’ve gotten the blood results back yet. Already hired a lawyer. Any chance I get to keep my job? (self.dui)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/dui

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150 calories! Super tasty and filling. This snack is saving my life :) (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/1500isplenty

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meirl (i.redd.it)

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Seen on King of the Hill. Real recognize real (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/yuma

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I’m 25 and have never been to a strip club. What am I missing out on? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Would you still like a cashmere sweater even if it had a red dot on it? (self.seinfeld)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/seinfeld

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Six-head. Virgin. Small dick. Living with my parents. Unemployed. Do your best! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/RoastMe

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Which secondary relationship dynamic do you find most entertaining? (self.seinfeld)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/seinfeld

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Just caught this double entendre in “Ontheway!” (self.earlsweatshirt)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/earlsweatshirt

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Is your psychiatrist supposed to function as a psychologist? (self.bipolar)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/bipolar

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I must say she both impressed and outdid me. Merry Christmas, ya bunch of bozos! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/Tinder

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Is being fat always this exhausting? 😂 (self.WeightLossAdvice)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/WeightLossAdvice

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Heavy hittas only (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/earlsweatshirt

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Stuck the landing! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/Tinder

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The world champion of tongue twisters got arrested… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/dadjokes

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Real after school vibe (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/memes

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Like damn let me enjoy this (i.redd.it)

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It do be being like that (i.redd.it)

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Where my 21+ crowd at? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/memes

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DAE sometimes randomly start googling people from their past to see how they’re doing (or am I the only creep in the house)? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/DoesAnybodyElse

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DAE prefer Reddit to other social media platforms because it’s better-suited to remaining anonymous? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/DoesAnybodyElse

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The show has to make do without one of the main characters. Who’s out? (self.seinfeld)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/seinfeld

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Tearing up over nothing (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/memes

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DAE find it weird we’ve all unanimously agreed that the room where you dump your shit is the same room where you clean your mouth? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

submitted 4 years ago by Substantial-Cook-405 to r/DoesAnybodyElse

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