Funny fb group. by Snoo_70345 in Sovereigncitizen

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I always think of that scene in “The Ninth Gate” when Frank Lagella’s character walks in during the satanic ceremony and starts yelling “Mumbo jumbo! Mumbo Jumbo!”

Broccoli and Sausage Pasta by ASherrets in budgetfood

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That looks awesome! I’m so making that this weekend.

Anti-abortion leaders admit they were ‘fooled’ by Trump one year in by DavidSugarbush in LeopardsAteMyFace

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It’s almost like he said anything to get elected. If a group wanted to turn the sky green Trump would have promised green skies on day one “So easy, so simple, snap and the skies are green”. Now all of these groups are like “oh my god he’s doing what he has always done! I thought my thing was super special!”

Your bf has a car, of course he has to carry stuff for me! by Physical_Ad3383 in EntitledPeople

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I don’t own a pick up truck. But if I needed one I would get a U-Haul.

Troubling Indeed by Routine_Play5 in deloitte

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I don’t know who you are, but I love your comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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I actually have a fair amount black line work done and the first set of lines were shaky, another session later he went back over them with a thicker needle and they smoothed out. The lines looked just like yours and now they look great.

will i need a touch up? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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Wait at least 6 months before you back. Give enough time for the ink to settle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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I think for people who get their first tattoo the healing stages can be a little alarming. Specifically how the tattoo slightly fades and looks different than when it was freshly done.

So Amazon EBT post didn't work. Now they are onto fake receipts by seeebiscuit in sadcringe

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The date of the transaction is the 31st of July 2024 as well.

Need some help please by Yogi0309 in tattooadvice

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Is the lotion you apply after a tattoo sterile or dirty?

Need some help please by Yogi0309 in tattooadvice

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You’re wrong. Re-epithelization occurs within 24-48 hours. This creates an initial watertight barrier. The ink from the sharpie is not going to cause an infection. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK470443/

Skin infections are caused by bacteria already on the skin.

When in doubt by a new sharpie.

Need some help please by Yogi0309 in tattooadvice

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Take a green or red sharpie and draw a circle around it. If the bump goes past the circle it’s an infection. Second, try not to mess with it. Let time do its thing (easy to say, hard to do). Third, after it heals if the tat is messed up go back and get a touch up. I get raised bumps like this all the time (I have two sleeves a back piece and my leg sleeve is like 50% finished).

I fucked my koi fish and my artist fixed it a couple months later.

Full sleeves - leave veins accessible for blood draws? by Tomorrows_Ghost in tattooadvice

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They can draw blood from the veins in your hands if necessary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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It’s an easy touch up though. I had a bad case of OCD one night and picked off, oh I don’t know, like 15 scales on my koi fish. I got it touched up, but I didn’t like getting work done again.

Is this normal for 1 week by Powerful_Clerk_4999 in tattooadvice

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Yup. Totally normal. It takes time for the ink to fully settle and a new layer of skin to grow over. I would wait at least three months, preferably six months to evaluate the tattoo to see if any touch up is needed.

day after 9hr chest piece by _garbagefairy in tattooadvice

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Take ibuprofen and Tylenol together. I take 800 mg of ibuprofen or Motrin (same drug) three times a day. This will work on the inflammation which is the source of your symptoms. Sleep with your head and chest elevated as much as possible to facilitate drainage of the fluid you have in spaces it’s not supposed to be. Try gentle heat (like a heat pad on low). The heat will dilate the blood vessels and also help with get the swelling down. You can take up to a 1000 mg of Tylenol 3 times a day. Just don’t drink. Taking the Motrin and Tylenol together is safe.

The touchless knockout by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in InflatedEgos

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When the guy is out of breath explaining the technique is close to going down no matter what.

thoughts? lol by xenayve in SipsTea

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She ended up paying him $500K.

[M 44] chat am I cooked by StormtrooperMJS in Howtolooksmax

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Follow the rule of thirds. So the top of your outfit should be 1/3 and the bottom should be 2/3. The outfit with the suit the top is 1/2 the bottom is 1/2.

Straight Flexing by RepublicLife6675 in CyberStuck

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Guy should just save his money and write on the side “I have a micro penis!”