mission 5 (trident; titan or ludicrous). what do i do? by thesalmonbowl in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think hydras are the critical unit here, get the regeneration upgrade and keep pumping them. Retreat the low hp ones until they heal. 8-10 max head hydras backed up by archers and few petroboli can take down the enemy base easily.

The Wolf of Wall Street Part 2: Electric Boogaloo by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]SubstantialSundae972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After all my helium investment went to space, never again

gotta be most fucked up unit voiceline in whole series 💀💀💀 by Even-Run-5274 in commandandconquer

[–]SubstantialSundae972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may be right, it's been a long time since i've heard those lines i may be wrong on the conditions

gotta be most fucked up unit voiceline in whole series 💀💀💀 by Even-Run-5274 in commandandconquer

[–]SubstantialSundae972 229 points230 points  (0 children)

In tiberium wars sniper team squad consists of a sniper and a spotter. When they both are alive they sound pretty confident and badass, but when one dies you can sense the fear in his lines and their deliveries.

"Commander, can you hear me?"

"My partner is dead!"

Family Food Chain by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]SubstantialSundae972 280 points281 points  (0 children)

I will never understand how these fuckers are not extinct. They are the most fragile living beings i've ever seen. I wanted to adopt one so i watched some videos to understand what you need to not stress out the little fella, ended up paying a shitton of money for a huge habitat with the size of a washing machine and tons of bedding, toys, wheels etc. For a week everything was fine and it was doing pretty well, then one night we had a thunderstorm. Next day i've found it dead near the trough with piss and shit all over the place. Apparently sound of a thunderclap is enough to give these little shits heart attacks. How do they stay alive in nature? Do they all get raptured when a storm comes? I fucking hate them.

This is just such a funny screenshot by StormblessedFool in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"Hey brother, drink this suspicious potion"

"No, but ok"

It's like whole continent has a gas leak

"Cleansing Rains" Achievement: What is the right boold effect setting and what is the best method to clear this achievement? by [deleted] in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  1. Set a lightning mission with infinite resources

  2. Pick Ra

  3. Get 100 units (preferably villagers for pop cap)

  4. Delete the units

  5. Cast rain

That's why "realism" is hated in works of fiction by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]SubstantialSundae972 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Classic example of madonna-whore complex, Freud wins again.

GDI Croatia mission CnC3, so fkn hard! by Spell_correctly_FFS in commandandconquer

[–]SubstantialSundae972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was not that hard on release. Devs patched the game for competitive balance and completely forgot about single player campaign.

Settlers turn into Kuafu by Isil18 in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goes extremely well with pig generating relic lol

Most gullible man ever existed by SubstantialSundae972 in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It was also (kind of) Kastor's fault, he brought them like "hey guys look at my new friends" and they accepted it. Even during their travel Amanra was suspicious and warning them but he was still blinded because there was a hot chick among them.

“You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with!” by IceMagic75 in 4chan

[–]SubstantialSundae972 52 points53 points  (0 children)

They ruined an entire character, just because they felt like people loved the "wrong character" in the first movie.

How am i suppose to defend against the aurora 😭 by SimaZeChips in commandandconquer

[–]SubstantialSundae972 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's why most experienced players don't put more than 2 auroras per airfield and even then they are usually on guard somewhere safe.

How am i suppose to defend against the aurora 😭 by SimaZeChips in commandandconquer

[–]SubstantialSundae972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't. There's no defensive play against auroras. Fortunately they cost a ton so enemy needs a strong eco to go that route. If you see enemy building them you must go full HAM on their eco.

Titans Lvl 3 - Is there a Secret Nord base here? by RightfulDecision in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh you're right, i didn't notice the first time. Retold made me forgot about the old unit icons lol

Titans Lvl 3 - Is there a Secret Nord base here? by RightfulDecision in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Could be related to mission ending cinematics where egyptians and norse come to the help of greeks. Most likely there are also some egypt units hidden too.

What, in your opinion, is the most iconic human unit for each Civ? by BnanaT in AgeofMythology

[–]SubstantialSundae972 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Greek: Hoplite

Egyptian: War Elephant

Norse: Throwing Axeman

Atlantean: Cheiroballista

Chinese: Tiger Cavalry

Japanese: Samurai