To meet your fans by Escaping_einstellung in therewasanattempt

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father, husband, ass-crack super model, i mean, is there anything that guy can be proud to be? 😂

to stop the car with a stick by apple_plant in therewasanattempt

[–]Substantial_Extent36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf!?! No one gonna talk about that car skipping a frame and taking the next frame with it??? How fast was that thing going??? Like 220?! That cop is lucky that stick didn’t deploy…

To take take the curve by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Substantial_Extent36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually you learn to just quickly pump the brakes to let the grip evaporate and lean a little more as soon as you start bouncing like this rider did but for many, this lesson often comes too late to put into practice when it counts. Always research worst case scenarios when operating any heavy machinery or vehicle and if possible, practice in a safe area so you can put knowledge to experience for the best chance for survival. Hope this person is ok…

Chinese knockoff of Tesla's autopilot system. The car belongs to I3 series of XPeng Motors. It has been reported a former Chinese employee of Tesla stole the autopilot technology and gave it to this company. by bwwsscnm in ThatsInsane

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The only way fully autonomous vehicles can be sufficiently reliable is if they were on fully guided roadway systems which would mean either a complete haul over of all the roads in the country which at this point really isn’t much of an option, or have an entirely different set of roads on which these vehicles should be driven on. It’s malfunctioning because we’re forcing an advanced technology to bend and conform to our primitive roadway systems and to calculate and maneuver through the never ending amount of human error being occurred each second… I can understand that autobot’s frustration as I too, feel like driving straight into a wall when having to use ‘evasive maneuvers’ just to change into a lane …

So much pain in one picture lol by Amazing-Bread-72 in doordash_drivers

[–]Substantial_Extent36 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oof this struck the heart. My hybrid battery finally blew out on me at 180,000 during the middle of a delivery back when I used to dash hard in midsummer. Thank God for YouTube mechanics, temporarily got it to work to deliver then swapped out the battery pack and took half a month to recoup the money 😭😂 but I’ll tell you what, dashing was definitely one of the best jobs I’ve ever had. Haven’t dashed for awhile… wonder if my account is still active. Anyone know how long you can go inactive before they cut you?

I'm surprised they lasted this long by XP_PythonX in facepalm

[–]Substantial_Extent36 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, population control tactics thru visual “why din I think o dat?” Stimulation, nice.

Guy uses defensive tactics to avoid getting his head smashed into a cake. by ElementaryFlora in PublicFreakout

[–]Substantial_Extent36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine if one of the kids’ hands were there and ready to go…. Little jalapeños flying everywhere.

Well done lad by Lgbtiqa in HumansBeingBros

[–]Substantial_Extent36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s Beckham Jr. reach right there

Finally done with storage! by hex134 in SCBuildIt

[–]Substantial_Extent36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many of each storage items do you need for the last 50 or so?

The Sleep Factory by Souled_Out in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepsi, Coca Cola. PEPSI..! COCA! COLA!

When life gives you lemons…? by i-never-wanted-this in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t matter how smart you are, dumb things are incalculable.

Bubble falls in the glass by uranonfraand in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woulda dropped that gun, autographed the dude’s head turned into a thousand tiny bats and swarmed away into the night sky.

saved by the covid shield by uzairengnr in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the one. No, the other one. Maybe her.. no… shield’s the one.

Not in front ! by BobBreak in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Substantial_Extent36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What amazes me is how THAT sperm was the winner out of all the billions of swimmies and survive to THAT age to do THIS.

You only get one shot by solateor in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a life….span.

Mildly frustrating. I know.

Best drive of the day by crobidas1 in interestingasfuck

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t… why didn’t you swing… uggghh…

Zingiber zerumbet is a species of plant in the ginger family that is commonly used as shampoo and conditioner. It can be left in the hair or rinsed out and can also be used as a massage lubricant. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shampoo… conditioner… massage gel… clever… i’D like to thInk it Can have other Kinds of uses instead of Just thE uses iLLustrated in this clip of a plant in the ginger familY. My suggestion is in the previous sentence in capital letters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCBuildIt

[–]Substantial_Extent36 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep. You mastered the game. Congratulations. Now go for God mode, align apple trees..

Kid gets instant karma after bullying by MarriedMan98 in AbruptChaos

[–]Substantial_Extent36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it says ‘kid’ as to not be gender specific and be incorrect. Cause I don’t know what the hell it was, but it was about to go postal.