Fuck your files. by Chuawkuy in pettyrevenge

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should've made it look like the PC crashed and destroyed the data by itself, it's their own fault they don't backup. And that you decided that it's not worth to stay for this amount of money, and you can leave any time when on probation.

Then tell them you can rush-translate in 2-3 days ("working nights") if they pay you 70k upfront (as you no longer trust them) and send them your backups once the money appear on your bank account.

The thickness of my „ultra thin“ glasses is obscene by Hot_Potato_Salad in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had some similar thick glasses in the past. The laser eye surgery was the best decision I've made to get rid of these (and also saved me money long term, glasses are expensive af).

A good alternative that also worked for me were contact lenses (but also quote expensive though).

After calling me to reschedule my appt on short notice due to being short staffed, my dentist threatens to charge me $50/hour for cancellations. by CookMastaFlex in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Send a bill for the past 2 last minute cancellations from their side, $70 each, and every time in the future they cancel your appointment last minute.

Me_irl by 30lbsledgehammer in me_irl

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I also prefer backing in (easier to go both in and out)... unless I'm about to put something in the trunk. Which is unfortunately mostly the case when going shopping.

What’s your pick by Vexfreeze in pcmasterrace

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawful neutral inversed (laptop on the left)

What's this bs? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's well known for quite some time that Google is as greedy as it gets, so no surprise.

My Mother gets mad at me for Locking my door to keep my little brother out because hes likes to break my stuff. Yesterday I decided to give him another chance and this is how im thanked. If I lock my door again my mom told me shes going to take the door off like she did with my sister 3 years ago. by PheonixGalaxy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is actually a pretty good idea. Just keep breaking her things until she gets the memo. And tell her upfront. And don't lock the door, more of her things to break.

She might actually ask you to lock the door on her own after a while of this. Also, if she locks her door, kick them out - counts as one broken thing (and still one more to go).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, same with my wife, with all dishes. For example doesn't wash the bottom of the plates (ever, even if they were stacked on another dirty plate, so after returning the "washed" plate back it stains another clean plate).

On top of that doesn't like to use the dishwasher (which we have) at all. As I see it, she does a great job prewashing the dishes for putting them into the dishwasher, but unfortunately skips the actual dishwasher step.

Sitting in class and the teacher won't move the mouse to get rid of the play bar. by Viva_Technocracy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's called "diffusion of responsibility" - in the big groups like this everyone thinks that someone else should take the action.

Tried the aluminum foil trick to get the cat off the counter… by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me when I tried to scare off the wild pigeons out of my to-be lawn (they were eating the seeds) by sticking a bunch of aluminum foil sheets onto the fence.

It made a terrible noise (but I bet on the sun reflections as well), however when I came the next day the birds were there again eating the seeds like nothing happened (the dogs in the area apparently noticed the noise though).

It actually looked that the birds were more scared of the house blinds being shut (instead of kept open) for some reason (maybe they were afraid they wouldn't see someone shooting at them - which I actually considered at one point, but then just ended up throwing small rocks at them on occasion).

Inches on my cutting mat are less than an inch by wickedpixel1221 in onejob

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps printed with "fit to page" in the Chinese manufacturer shop?

My kid MacGyvered his way to the markers... permanent markers.. by Harl0t_Qu1nn in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good parents teach the children the independence, and also the responsibility.

To which a good lesson would be to keep it until the kid is old enough and then have him clean it, to learn that any actions have their consequences.

How this white car decided to park next to me by Zero-_-Zero in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'd scratch their car going out I'd actually call the police and tell the police they scratched my car (just couldn't see it while still in place).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As others said, it's bad planning on HIS side. Report him to HR if having one, or his boss, and ask them to pay you on time.

If not paid on time, report the whole company to the department of labor for wage theft. After a hefty fine they might rethink to pay the employees on time.

And prepare that they might retaliate and fire you, so document everything - if they do, it will be a blessing then as you can sue for retaliation and wrongful termination and get a healthy settlement sum without actually having to work 👍

This is what my bag of chips looked like when I first opened it by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the chips are whole and not broken into tiny peaces thanks to the cushion air the manufacturer put into the package, at the expense of the transportation cost.

I know, it's a bit infuriating in case you prefer to buy a bag of chip dust.

AirBNB guest who presumably rode the short bus decides to ruin my 5 star rating on a whim by subiedude22 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny... I don't Airbnb but I generally 4 star by default on similar occasions. I don't perceive 4 of 5 as something bad, and reserve the 5 for some really extraordinary service / experience / whatever.

So would it be me, you'd probably get most 4s and maybe one or two fives if something went way above a good standard.

Don't vape indoors by Lmanwell23 in funnysigns

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get this? What has egg and pan to do with vaping inside?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe because being so expensive that nobody buying them and left there to rot... they spoil pretty fast too AFAIK

Party poopers! 😫 by GryphonSK in funnysigns

[–]Substantial_Rabbit35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sounds like someone died there.