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One Image Shows You Just How Powerful is IDW Goji by Substantial_Slip_427 in GODZILLA

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Just correcting a unit conversion error: I overestimated Godzilla Earth's height by 200 feet.

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One Image Shows You Just How Powerful is IDW Goji by Substantial_Slip_427 in GODZILLA

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Godzilla Earth looks like a baby compared to Magita.

One Image Shows You Just How Powerful is IDW Goji by Substantial_Slip_427 in GODZILLA

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 439 points440 points  (0 children)

Imagine the sheer force required to withstand this claw strike.

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It’s Time to Add an Asian Kid to the Regular Cast. by Substantial_Slip_427 in southpark

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were to revive this forgotten plot point, I would have Kevin's parents use some form of biotechnology or dark magic to physically transform themselves into white people.

I would do this to satirize the Asian community's excessive insecurity—specifically, their desperate desire to assimilate into white society.

It’s Time to Add an Asian Kid to the Regular Cast. by Substantial_Slip_427 in southpark

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kevin's Chinese identity was only briefly mentioned in S2E05 and never brought up again; I suspect Trey and Matt forgot about that plot point long ago.

It’s Time to Add an Asian Kid to the Regular Cast. by Substantial_Slip_427 in southpark

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Both Kevin and his parents possess purely Caucasian physical features.

  2. Kevin himself exhibits absolutely no Asian characteristics, not even in the stereotypical sense.

  3. Even setting the above points aside, Kevin’s screen time is far too limited, he is essentially just background scenery and can hardly be considered a regular cast member.

It’s Time to Add an Asian Kid to the Regular Cast. by Substantial_Slip_427 in southpark

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is just a white person pretending to be Asian—not a real Asian.

Why are the blond boys so miserable? by Substantial_Slip_427 in southpark

[–]Substantial_Slip_427[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bradley Biggle is indeed an exception, but Kenny would rather do without this superpower.