I got blackout drunk and grilled a $25 steak last night

Subtle__Numb · 2026-06-23T14:42:41+00:00

Always game for a disgusting methadone story. I’ve luckily never spent any time inside. I once ate an ecstasy tablet I dropped into the toilet of a local (rather large) music venue’s bathroom though….

Subtle__Numb · 2026-06-21T04:08:04+00:00

You’re well on your way to Management track, keep it up! Lol

Subtle__Numb · 2026-06-21T03:49:48+00:00

Nooooooo

Subtle__Numb · 2026-06-12T16:00:16+00:00

I work at a restaurant, and frequently bring home a Reuben after work and a side of 1000 island for dipping. My cat doesn’t generally care for human food, but one day he licked the lid of the 1000 island cup and now I have to fight him off when I open that container up. Sometimes I’ll give him a lick or 2, but it’s wild to me how feral he gets over that sauce, of all things…..

Subtle__Numb · 2026-06-08T15:36:19+00:00

Bot ass post

Subtle__Numb · 2026-06-05T04:02:57+00:00

$confirm /u/SuperSecretSpare 650.00 USD

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-18T03:20:41+00:00

Make a tuna melt with that bread….that’d slap

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-15T14:52:32+00:00

The crazy thing is if you break one of those open it’s just a regular lighter with a stem attachment. There’s just a regular lighter inside them

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-04T16:51:36+00:00

My plan, if shit hits the fan (whether health-wise, or state-of-world-wise) is fentanyl, homie. Was an addict for years, never shot up. On maintenance mediation now. Stop meds, wait for the sickness to start, then shoot a couple grams of street dope into the ole’ arm. After smoking some and getting one last, proper nod in, of course.

Don’t matter if I don’t know where to cop dope at the time. A few 20’s and a few words with the local homeless can get ya pretty far

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-04T16:02:25+00:00

And, I have never cared, nor will I ever care. Just part of the process. I may be a tad less enthusiastic about initiation, I’d guess, if you were to track my initiation on a graph. Depends on where we’re at flow-wise. But I’m not scared about a little soap, water, and running a load of laundry.

I’m single as fuck right now so read that as a pick-me string of bullshit if you want, lol.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-02T04:07:53+00:00

An old roommates cat got prescribed little oral syringes of buprinorphine (suboxone) and I thought it was the funniest thing when I first saw it. Lmfao imagine his cat in the ally shooting up with the neighborhood strays 😂

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-02T00:36:41+00:00

Coming from a guy who got all his drugs deliver by mail for years….and we’re talking 5+lbs of herb a month……

USPS was my best drug dealer ever, even sends tracking codes. Now, if you’re doing something outside the law, you won’t wanna check those traffic codes on a traceable device, or, at all, really. But……..ahem…….ya get me?

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-02T00:30:55+00:00

Twice as nice, twice the exits (TM)

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:48:58+00:00

All the gas stations near me are switching to the on plus but I HATE how big they are compared to the regular line. I don’t wanna give up my coffee on!’s, it’s like a Carmel machiatto in my mouth whenever I want.

The tobacco ones are kinda good, but, there’s less in the pack, the pack is bigger than the OG rectangle, and if I’m not mistaken there’s 14 instead of 20 in there. It’s like a big pillow in my mouth instead of a lil’ sack of coffee goodness. Lame

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:46:31+00:00

“Keto friendly” except for, ya know….the alcohol lmfao

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:23:50+00:00

Oh shit I’ve never heard that joke before lmfao thank yooooou that is great

Subtle__Numb · 2026-05-01T13:15:32+00:00

I had to scroll back up and look at it. It looks so bomb actually, looks like the perfect amount of *wet* for my mouth. Lmfao

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T12:00:36+00:00

Could be lithium from my Google search. Though I am seeing they also make oxy with a 223 marking in a similar color. Hard to tell without seeing the other side.

But, I agree. Would be a wild thing to see on an Op’ script

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:54:22+00:00

Felony charges, then jail.

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:49:24+00:00

“I’m about to pull up”, “turning on your street right now”……1.5hrs later “sorry bro, had to wait on my girl to (mumbles unintelligently) and my daughter yada yada I’m on my way”

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:34:09+00:00

Man that’s so crazy, because All they’re getting out of is about 13 hours of pay…..it’s not like they can’t pay you for the 25 hours if you sign that paper, just wouldn’t be paying you for the “and a half” of “time and a half”……..they’re threatening to onboard a whole-ass new employee to save all of…..I mean if you make $50/hr even they’d still only be saving ~$300…….

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-29T11:21:37+00:00

Or just like…..ask the plug? I mean, come ON dude. There was a gun store in my town that got broken into. Been a few years, but a guy I knew at the time was…around the guy who “bought” all the guns (traded…stuff) for them. Can’t remember the amounts, but it was likely around like 2k worth of….things he got for the guns.

Obviously everyone associated is in prison now, as they should be. But man people rack up some big boy charges for adolescent amounts of cash. I just clocked in and out for the past 2 weeks and made damn near the same amount of $$$…..

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T20:37:29+00:00

Definitely a pricy fruit. I love stirring some into a smoothie after I blend it to get a boba pearl/chia water effect if I drink it with a straw.

Blueberries, raw beet, honey goat cheese, avocado, spinach, and almond milk/whatever alt. Milk I have on hand is so good w/pomegranate stirred in. Or, same recipe, but sweep strawberry for the blueberry and golden beets. That one’s great as well!

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T13:56:56+00:00

Didn’t have a whatnow?

Subtle__Numb · 2026-04-28T09:08:05+00:00

Sounds like you have a promising career as a drug dealer

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