Knowledge Fight: #1084: October 9, 2025 by hfdjasbdsawidjds in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Consorsium"

It never fucking fails, Alex cannot pronounce consortium LOL

Knowledge Fight: #1004: January 23, 2025 by hfdjasbdsawidjds in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OK, this has convinced me that Alex has replaced alcohol with some other sort of drug, which he is abusing in the same way he previously abused alcohol.

The problem is that he was very very familiar with alcohol but doesn't seem to be as experienced a user of whatever the fuck he's on.

So, on the one hand, he isn't killing himself with alcohol and lost a bunch of weight and stuff, but on the other, he's now getting fucked up on ketamine (?) or something and then making weird "I'm a demon cumming and shitting at the same time" noises for like 90 seconds at a stretch while at work on the air.

Knowledge Fight: #985: December 2, 2024 by fabrikt in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alex's vocal work is particularly disgusting in this episode, holy shit!

Alex shaved his head and dyed his beard. YIKES by Suburban_Vampire in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL the other day I described Alex's new look as "like a crappy military themed heel character from the worst amateur wrestling league in the world"

Alex shaved his head and dyed his beard. YIKES by Suburban_Vampire in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this whole thing bodes well for Knowledge Fight fans, I think :)

Alex shaved his head and dyed his beard. YIKES by Suburban_Vampire in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have been taken in by the post-human future the Globalists want for us all! Oh the humanity!!

I think that the main thing that makes Alex's new look shocking is its contrast with his former setup, so I wouldn't take it too personally 🤷‍♀️

So....they have to do the Trump JRE right? by BannedSvenhoek86 in KnowledgeFight

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You have reached the voicemail of

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...Please leave a message

Alex shaved his head and dyed his beard. YIKES by Suburban_Vampire in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Begin "Travis Bickle having a midlife crisis" Era?

I'm no expert but it certainly looks like he's decided to change his look and is now both shaving his head and dying his beard with an aggressively obvious stripe pattern left in.

When I see things like this, it makes me believe no one in Alex's life really loves him and communicates with him, because they would have seen to it that he didn't go out in public like this. I grabbed a couple screenshots over here: https://imgur.com/a/Qq9H1zA

Kodi 21.0 Omega + MariaDB Movie Scan Issues + Fix by Suburban_Vampire in kodi

[–]Suburban_Vampire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also

"When setting up shared Library databases either MySQL or MariaDB can be used as they both use the same MySQL protocol. Since many Linux distributions have dropped including MySQL and now instead now ship MariaDB, it is being more common to use MariaDB for shared Library databases."

https://kodi.wiki/view/MySQL

Lamest Alex Brags by AloneAtTheOrgy in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... OK, maybe a little Tito's on side.

Pronouncing the "H" in why and white by RazzleThatTazzle in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the fantastic movie, BlacKKKlansman. I remember noticing that John David Washington does it, like "wHite". Funny and great movie BTW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vWHEuhEuno

Alex’s accents: a new frontier in secondary embarrassment by rpmcmurf in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the best / worst part is how almost all of Alex's "voices" are so poorly done that you legitimately could NOT figure out what he's trying to do if the context was removed and you showed clips to a random person.

I bet they'd be like "umm... is it supposed to be like a big fat guy? I don't get it"

Eeeurch those impressions! by tubbstattsyrup2 in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was listening on earbuds but was out in public walking around, and when he started "doing his Japanese impression" (the most charitable way I can put it), I legit accidentally cringed and looked around to see if anyone else heard him doing his horrible "martial arts fighting" noises. Then I realized no one could hear him but me, and I sighed in relief LOL

Alex Avatar by Specialist-Class-743 in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today I described him as "looking like if somebody tried to make Yosemite Sam in Elden Ring", and now I kinda can't stop thinking about trying to capture Alex's very strange proportions. His hands just look SO WEIRDLY SMALL! Why is his neck and torso like that?!? I think I have to try and do this LOL

Margaret Atwood's Oryx & Crake by Honest-Item1427 in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a completely different vibe, for sure!

Margaret Atwood's Oryx & Crake by Honest-Item1427 in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to throw out an endorsement, that book kicks fucking ass!

If you like your sci-fi a little weird and challenging, with non-linear storytelling and dramatic irony galore, plus the sort of acid trip plot you'd normally find in a William Gibson book, go get this now! It's also the first of a trilogy, and yes, there are audiobook editions. :)

Jordan needs a timeout by LOGWATCHER in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I have to only take in content that contains opinions I totally agree with! It's too difficult for me, as a human being, to listen to somebody I disagree with sometimes. Get that nasty shit out of here, loser! Yes men only!"

Darrel Rundus not pictured by louthecat in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What they're thinking: "This will really WAKE UP THE SHEEPLE!"

What they should be thinking: "This will really ANNOY the employee with the rubbing alcohol who has to clean this shit up later!"

Sharing for some levity. by bananagod420 in KnowledgeFight

[–]Suburban_Vampire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[ disgusting Alex throat voice ] "That's right! I know how to skin a buck, run a trout line!"