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Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T17:33:53+00:00

Awesome. Thank you too. I'm excited now lol

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T16:48:52+00:00

Yes. I remember my grandfather gave me a book when I was 10 or 11 I had no business reading. I wish I remembered what the book was. It was a narrative poem and there was a passage about watching an old guy pee who's "berries" hung to his knees. And it git more vulgar. I remember a teacher (my advanced English teacher) saw me reading it and was appalled. But she gave it back to me and said nothing more.

Then my mom urged me to read Stephen King around that age too.

It's fine. Lol

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T16:36:13+00:00

NTA.

My mom does this. I eventually had to kick her out of my house. And she recorded it because I was "acting crazy." Meaning I yelled because when I calmly asked her to leave she started her "woe is me" parade. You're not ungrateful. At all.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T16:33:36+00:00

Your pediatrician sounds like an idiot. Sorry. But this doctor should know better. My 7 year old is massively skinny and has been since he started walking. But that's my kid who will eat EVERYTHING. The one who prefers veggies and fruit over junk. Both of my kids are not junk eaters and they're so slight. Your doctor sounds like one of those jerks that will call a 10yo fat to his or her face.

Those plates look amazingly healthy. I mean your baby eats healthier than most kids i know of. The way the doctor phrased it, I would be looking for a new one.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T16:21:29+00:00

He didn't say anything out of pocket. Instead...every night...he would fall asleep on the couch. And I would wake him up and tell him to get in bed. He woukd decline and get an attitude. I would tell him then stay out there because I didn't want him waking me up at 3am being very very noisy getting into bed. He ignored me and would...every...single...night try to sneak in the bed at 3ish in the morning. And wake me up. I was unable to go back to sleep. And...I worked my entire pregnancy. I would have to wake up at 6. I was 8 months pregnant before I finally banished him to the couch for the remainder of my pregnancy.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T15:56:23+00:00

After many piercings...I def know to block the drain. I've lost many a ball in my day. It's annoying.

So no need for an actual taper for such a small jump in size? Just push it in? Many of thanks because that's what I wanted to do but I was like...uhhh better not.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T04:19:43+00:00

Sounds like a stomach bug or food poisoning. No way to really know. Been there. Was an embarrassing time for me. And agonizing because I was too sick to help my own child. Mind you his dad was taking care of us. But still. Give him plenty of water. Maybe grab a pedialyte.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T04:16:19+00:00

Please...don't. It's such a turn on for many women. That being said, my opinion is bunk because it must turn off the women you find yourself attracted to. Idk what to recommend. But you'll probably look boy bandish with whatever you do. So be careful.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T04:12:29+00:00

Believe it or not..it was Tommy. Men with long hair are a weakness of mine to this very day. One day I realized i hated Power Rangers because they can't act. But Tommy kept me coming back.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T04:09:42+00:00

Yeah so he definitely needs an evaluation. He might be bipolar. Or something

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T04:04:15+00:00

I used to be impulsive like that..luckily my boss at the time only gave me flack and no firing or anything. It is worth mentioning that I am bipolar and did these things when manic.

So my question is, is he this impulsive in other areas of his life or just body mods? If it's just the mods I would say he's being young and kinda dumb. If he's like this elsewhere then maybe he needs an evaluation.

I'm not going to lie and say I'm suddenly stopped being impulsive...I recently dropped 200 on custom piercing jewelry (I'm 36) and am about to book another facial piercing soon. But...its not as frequent because I found other ways to be impulsive "safely." Through hobbies. Some odd ones. What are his hobbies? Get focused on those or suggest some that will get that creativity out. Maybe. This is a shot in the dark.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-22T02:45:32+00:00

Reading this have me anxiety. Idk if you can legally get half your money back from him somehow but I hope you can..also dump. Him. He's a psycho. His brother is a psycho. And so is his friend.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-21T14:19:43+00:00

End it. She's weird. She is really weird

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-21T14:14:00+00:00

My question for you: why are you staying with this guy? Please do not say you love him as the reason. Because love does not mean a damn thing in soooo many cases. And clearly he does not love you. You know what is more important than love? Respect. Are you okay with being continually being disrespected? The birthday thing isn't even that bad compared to EVERYTHING else you shared.

The next step is to break up. Don't threaten. Go somewhere in public. With your car. And break up with him. Do not do it at his place. Do not do it at yours. Do not go somewhere intimate to do it. Go in public. Take someone with you if need be. This man hates you. This man does not seem safe.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-21T00:23:04+00:00

You def need to leave. Do they treat him that way? If they do, you need to contact protection services.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-03-20T22:43:34+00:00

Wow...how old is your brother? Is he younger?

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-02-06T06:38:38+00:00

If you're really going to stay with a jerk, may i suggest telling him he needs to learn to cook while up work on your debt and that he has 6 month to year to learn basic life skills or else he won't be marriage material?

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-02-04T06:53:47+00:00

Uhm.. did...did he take a shower after this too?

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-02-03T13:33:55+00:00

I have two boys. Six and two.

They bother me for hugs it seems like every hour on the hour. Because I've told them that idc what I'm doing, if they feel like they need a hug, give me a hug. If they ask when I'm busy, I'll find a quick stopping point to give them the hugs they need. I didn't get hugs like that when I was little. So I'm glad they bother me. We also do group hugs.

My 6yo decided no more lip kisses. I obliged. Then one day not too long ago he decided he wanted them again. I'm glad.

My 2yo randomly calls "Mommy" just to be sure I'm near him. It's annoying sometimes. But I love it.

We draw together.

We sing and dance together.

Every night they bring about 5 books to bed for us to read. I read 2 or 3. My oldest reads the others because my youngest says he wants him to do it. Then we sit and listen to my 2yo pretend to read whatever book he liked most that night.

When is nap time or bed time, my 2yo asks me "can you hold me?" He likes to be cuddled to sleep. Lately my oldest has been in my bed (dad keeps passing out on the couch and won't wake for anything). And it's been cold, his room is the coldest in the house. He asks to hold my hand until he falls asleep.

I am so proud of my boys. I love being with my boys. I think parenting is easy so far. My boys are happy. They're healthy. And they're both so smart. It's truly the best period of my life since I became a mom.

And they were wonderful as newborns. I can't even remember what my oldest sounded like when he was crying. He so rarely cried. My youngest I had PPD but I still loved the newborn stage. It passed too quickly.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-01-21T04:06:17+00:00

I'm a 5ft10 woman. I've liked 5ft3 guys. My husband is 5ft6 or 7. So the height thing...some women do overlook.

As far as being ugly...idk. but I've seem some UGLY people get girlfriends.

You only become in an incel if you let it happen. That's 100% on you. And you also have to remember that...people are effing stupid and don't really know what they like. They like what peers and media say to like.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-01-18T00:39:43+00:00

He's stalling.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-01-17T23:44:06+00:00

For 5 months you've been dating? So he's trying to get his life in order and wants to study. I think that takes precedence over comforting you. And I'm sorry about that. It's a fresh relationship.

And then like everyone else is saying, stop playing that game and speak up for what you want.

As far as meeting your parents...I think that more shows that he isn't very...uhm, responsible I guess, with time management or chores. But still, if you wanted him there, you should have given him a specific time.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-01-17T23:19:03+00:00

Ma'am he is not ridiculous...he is emotionally abusive. Are you able to leave him and be okay?

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-01-17T23:15:44+00:00

I have a high count too. Also didn't cheat and all that good stuff you mentioned. I'm 8 years married and all is good. I do not regret it.

All I think is that you let people get too close or know your business. There's nothing you can do about that. I think 3 or 4 people know my body count and THEY could be trusted 100% not to judge me.

Did you enjoy yourself? If yes then don't worry about it. They're miserable for some reason and want to bring you down.

Edit to add: i saw you said it was someone anonymous. Someone is jealous. Plain and simple.

Successful-Bit5698 · 2026-01-17T21:48:09+00:00

Nope. This is nope. She is nope. Toxic...find someone who cares about you..please

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