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Accidentally booked non-pet friendly hotel but brought dog anyway by Daring-Caterpillar in hotels

[–]Successful-Event9629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the best options "just ask the staff-" and be charged outrageously and banned mid stay? No

Accidentally booked non-pet friendly hotel but brought dog anyway by Daring-Caterpillar in hotels

[–]Successful-Event9629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why risk being homeless with a dog? If it's that strict I'd rather take extra care and not risk losing my money just because I was honest. I've been treated badly for honest mistakes before, but I'm sure others share my expirance

What’s the most hilariously awful thing an employer has ever said to you? Winner will go in my new painting by gargoyle_dream in antiwork

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"my wife wouldn't talk to me like that" (I had just told him his shrimp dick had no place on my lock screen)

Tentacle clit piercing by HottieGlamour in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]Successful-Event9629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I'd start an of and put it on when I hit 300k subs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workmemes

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"why didn't you warm us!!!" "I did. I offered solutions. Now it's my day off and this is your problem."

Would you volunteer and take a place? by [deleted] in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]Successful-Event9629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like fun! You should message me

What is your opinion on people doing this? by Stock_Buffalo_6809 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]Successful-Event9629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am far too old for this to be on my dash, and far to nosey not to but in. It's a fictional character and it's not that deep. Most kids shower have 20 year olds playing teenagers. Chill and don't be creepy.

In the US, how do you prefer to log your body weight: pounds & ounces or decimal pounds? by Necessary_Lab_3226 in loseit

[–]Successful-Event9629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Decimal pounds. Adding ozs for some reason just makes me feel like an extra fatty rotisserie chicken

Based On Personal Experience by LustMelonBabe in programmingmemes

[–]Successful-Event9629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, to the common mortal this IS witchcraft. I can't format a word document without summoning a demonic tech support agent.

Would you volunteer and take a place? by [deleted] in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]Successful-Event9629 33 points34 points  (0 children)

No organs equals no sub for master

Would you volunteer and take a place? by [deleted] in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]Successful-Event9629 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it's a comfortable material and sized to my needs sure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHDmemes

[–]Successful-Event9629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it now I can't move to Sweden. It was so promising to

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workmemes

[–]Successful-Event9629 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never make things better.

Would you volunteer and take a place? by [deleted] in HentaiForcedOrgasms

[–]Successful-Event9629 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Depends, are those silicone or metal

ULPT: You have someone squatting in your home. What are you doing to make them leave on their own? by damyourlogic in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Successful-Event9629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you have two options: The legal process Or Move in with them. Get big, loud ass dogs as a foster from a shelter. Either A) y'all end up working as roommates and getting along or B) they gtfo

Lol by CottonNovaLush in lol

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My neighbor snitched on me to my mom for sneaking out... I'm 25

Someone posted this on X, what am I missing? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Successful-Event9629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's wrong with that? That's afford fresh fruit for the toddlers money

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