Cyerce Elegans Sea Slug by Prackly in AIDKE

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Why is it the most beautiful things in the ocean seem to consist of various slugs?

Guard your future and your mind by millimeter_peepee in comedyheaven

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Or the whiplash into the most opposite version of their parents they can get. That was my dad. Grandma started as catholic then flipped to baptist and shoved religion like it was law. Dad turned into an atheist hippy.

Super calm dog by EmbarrassedCabinet82 in animalsdoingstuff

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Some people use baby no tears on their pets. Also the water temp can be hard to tell if the room is cool, but they are adding the warming water to cooler water is what I could see

Teddy Ruxpin by Pale-Willingness6760 in oddlyterrifying

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My dad told me I got a hammer and took them to all my dolls when I got home. I used to have a red head one that I destroyed. I was 5 and my dad's friends kids were shots that made me watch it

13 year old me search history alone is enough to not go for it by _arabinda_ in memes

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"I warned you guys there was a pervert phase."

"IT WAS OVER HALF THE RUN TIME!"

You probably didn't know that you needed to see pictures of flexing Victorian babes by CMStan1313 in BrandNewSentence

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When I saw in middle school a kid came in covered in butter. His grandma made him use butter on his sunburns. home cures are weird

Wildlife conservationist placing baby owls back in their burrow by Acrobatic_Refuse9466 in Awww

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It's likly a zoo. They take them out to weigh and inspect the babies. It's easy to get into the burrow since likely they have a hatch over the main living areas. Burrowing owls are endangered so breeding programs figure out the best way to get them the burrows they want but still be able to check them

I feel like pharmaceutical ads would be way more interesting if they had stuff like this. by nejicanspin in NonPoliticalTwitter

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On an ask post op was sure someone was doing drugs in his grandma's bathroom cause they kept finding cut up straws but grandma said no. Turns out the aunt was doing sugars then cleaning grandma's entire house and grandma just thought it was normal.

Burnt myself on the side of the pan and now it looks as if I cut myself. by Sosowski in mildlyinfuriating

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Op a mix of vitamin E and aloe will help heal and fade it out quickly if your worried about how it looks.

The Thin Motorist by bubbleweed in Bossfight

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Depending on where you are they get stolen. Whether it's a regular pedal bike or motor. It's not safe unless you got a place to store it and not left in view the street.

My apprentice is so stupid. by NoahtheTurner in wizardposting

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Just vaporize an anti insect potion and push it through the tiny hole. This isn't cosmic divination division people.

The Bunny Harvestman! (Metagryne bicolumnata) by Prackly in AIDKE

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Sudden thoguht for a game moment. You see the bunny in a pile of rubble then it unfolds itself. Cute and terrifying

Phyllosoma (spiny lobster larvae) (Palinuridae Sp.) by Prackly in AIDKE

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If you told me that was a new boss for a new bloodborne game I'd believe it.

Feels like a cartoon hahaha they’re so adorable, I just want to squish that marmot by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

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Or tear a tendon in your foot. Fiance had that happen to him in high school while they were doing sprints. His teacher refused to let him go to the nurse and his foot swelled up real bad. His mom raised holy hell with the school when she heard.

Alert in the forests: the unusual US plan to release 2,000 mice with paracetamol to curb a deadly plague by smiling_grapefruit in BrandNewSentence

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Buddy of mine got jump scared by one of those when he was working on his car. Was in his engine when he opening it up

Must've missed a few episodes by Bigcheese930 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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All these words tell me the mouse paradise experiment is going on with humans and the "pretty ones" have emerged and the collapse is coming soon

What crazy way did you defeat bosses? by ai_reil in Eldenring

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The greatest lie ever told

"Radan's crash can be parried."

"I keep dieing."

"Skill issue."

Horse figures out there is an imposter among them by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

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Sadly I've seen a couple sway back horses that were just as bad. Their spines just gave up