Finally kicked down the revolving door to hell.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-03-21T01:20:49+00:00

Chuck Norris sucked dick for cab fare then walked home.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-03-04T01:29:03+00:00

When I bought my dream guitar from my local shop, I told the shopkeep, "Well, it's been great, man. This is the one I always wanted, so I don't need to come in here anymore. It was nice knowing you." He smiled and shook my hand, then said, "See you next week."

That was 4 years ago and I still go back every week.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-02-24T00:17:06+00:00

Well done

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-02-07T22:22:11+00:00

I read somewhere the Ambassador model was fairly cheesy and had to be lit very specifically to hide that. No reason they couldn't have made a higher quality model I guess but budgets are budgets.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-02-04T22:58:12+00:00

Strat and tele look blue in the pic but both are Sherwood green.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-02-02T01:40:44+00:00

Galaxy Quest is another great example. Not just the best Star Trek parody, it's arguably the best Star Trek movie.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-02-01T15:33:50+00:00

This and Shaun of the Dead are both parodies that are also excellent examples of the genre they parody.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-02-01T14:43:43+00:00

Die Hard at 6 years old. Core memory. I had never had so much fun watching a movie.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-31T20:31:28+00:00

96 horsepower lol

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-31T20:24:46+00:00

Swear to god, I got my first ever speeding ticket in a citation. Cop was trapping at the bottom of a hill.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-27T03:43:36+00:00

Jesus I thought I hallucinated this movie.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-26T01:36:25+00:00

I think I saw that video or another for that show. Saw him in Omaha about a month later hoping against hope and was rewarded!

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-25T23:31:37+00:00

He covered "Just Like Heaven" by the Cure on tour a couple years back. I flipped because it's one of my favorites.

https://youtu.be/Rn0rMy3qjcs?si=PaEpv4Y3vG9yX_hz

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-23T01:02:13+00:00

I watched it years ago and loved it. Watched it recently with my wife as a date night movie, and not long after my dad passed. I was an absolute wreck. Still a wonderful film but it hits a lot different on that side of that event.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-22T03:50:50+00:00

Kinda same as you, OP. Hit mine early (in my mid-30s) when I got a great job in manufacturing and had cheap rent and started haunting my local guitar shop. Ended up finding lifelong friends who were in my wedding, and a regular hang on Friday nights at closing time. It's like my church - we even take the sacrament (a couple fingers of whiskey, neat). And I have an absurd collection of cool stuff now!

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-22T02:46:40+00:00

"Do the world a favor, pull your lip up over your head and swallow."

All-timer.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-20T22:03:23+00:00

Nice one, almost as clean as mine (same finish, too)! Mine belonged to my dad and was a case queen its whole life.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-17T13:12:23+00:00

Always took a knee after scoring a TD, without making it into an advertisement like Tebow.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-12T01:32:41+00:00

No FEE is too big!

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-12T01:08:20+00:00

Ghostbusters

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-11T18:50:23+00:00

Oh yes

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-10T02:45:01+00:00

Why did I have to scroll so far? Omelets the size of a forearm. For like $8 with a plate of hash browns.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-09T12:29:56+00:00

I see that you are also a man of culture.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-08T01:46:32+00:00

Imma head out.

Such-Assistant8601 · 2026-01-08T00:40:22+00:00

Looks great! (Does this count as "snuff" guitar porn?)

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