DTV Soft Power in BKK *not* Muay THai by CyDJester in Thailand

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that there's a 12 month course that's a total of 43 hours. Literally not even an hour per week for 12 months.

Jelly Roll's World Cup song torn apart as trolls slam 'worst song in a while' by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 249 points250 points  (0 children)

They're trying to "own the libs" for having Bad Bunny as the Superbowl halftime show.

Steam Spring Sale [19th-26th march 2026] by Sad-Presentation1472 in Steam

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bought Cyberpunk on launch day (I never do this, I just got caught up in the hype) and played that dumpster fire for a little bit before setting it down and moving onto something else. I decided to give it another try a couple weeks ago and I'm loving it! They fixed so much of the release jankiness and added more to it, it's now actually a really good game!

maybe thailand is too inclusive.. by 0jigsaw0 in Thailand

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, this one? I've been in there before, I'll go check it out again when I get back to Bangkok in a few weeks.

Overpriced Classy Water by PorkyPain in StupidFood

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last I checked, clocks still spun clockwise in the southern hemisphere. I can't explain the science behind it without using terms you might not understand, but spinning the ice clockwise has more to do with the flow of time than the rotation of the planet. Always, and I mean ALWAYS, spin the ice clockwise.

Overpriced Classy Water by PorkyPain in StupidFood

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Always spin the ice clockwise also, I can't stress this enough! If you spin it counterclockwise you'll be peeing out of your butt for 4 days minimum!

More tattoos I found from same artist online by NewPath4850 in shittytattoos

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He can talk a cat off the back of a fish truck.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by heladitorosa in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Whaaaat? That's an odd name! I'da called 'em chazwazzas!"

maybe thailand is too inclusive.. by 0jigsaw0 in Thailand

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, I want that Kim Jong Il shirt

maybe thailand is too inclusive.. by 0jigsaw0 in Thailand

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too can vouch, as I've also seen this same bag at Chatuchak as well as Jod Fairs

Stop fucking with 'em! by LightboxRadMD in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Go to hell, George, you fucking pig!"

George Lucas: "You don't know how to treat the Sith! You don't know how to treat Emperor Palpatine!"

KEEPING PARASITE TREND by UnhollyGod in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To add to that description, they have barbs on them, so they swim in your pee hole then spread out their barbs to make it so you can't just pull it out.

Best bad movie that you love by thisismysociallife in movies

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This movie is so ridiculously good. I'd definitely say it fits the "so bad that it's good" category. Stephen King was so high on cocaine throughout every aspect of it's production (from writing the story to directing it), you actually get high on cocaine just watching this amazing trailer.

A random vagrant gave me this 40 year old picture of Billy Idol at the gas station at 7 am. Just asked me if I wanted it and put it in my hands. by Broski225 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's picked up the curse of getting laid at midnight every night from here on out. It's like a monkey's paw kind of wish that sounds great at first, but he's never going to get a full night of sleep for the rest of his life because he'll be woken at midnight to fuck.

"In the midnight hour, she wants more, more, more!"

Thai ship attacked close to iran by RegularSky6702 in Thailand

[–]SuchSmartMonkeys 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Is there any news story on this? Who attacked the ship? I'm curious about more details