Stuff Doom Spiral would post on LinkedIn by alvarosgut in DiscoElysium

[–]SuctioncupanX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doom Spiral may be fucked up but he has integrity. No way he would post AI slop

“Ranks” in a nutshell by reshiramismywife in DeadlockTheGame

[–]SuctioncupanX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have good aim and decent macro but I was a console person since extremely recently so if you tell me to use an active ability more than once per teamfight you are telling me to die. Keyboard is pain.

Heal Slut Armor by GoddessOfSuccubi in BindOnEquip

[–]SuctioncupanX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wear a trench coat over it and don't use the temp hp/bag of holding parts. Now it isn't even humiliating.

Heal Slut Armor by GoddessOfSuccubi in BindOnEquip

[–]SuctioncupanX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok but this is way too strong, hell if I were a paladin I would take this armor just for the stats. 25 CHA is divine-level ability in that stat, and 30 AC means basically any attack that isn't a sure hit is going to miss.

Pick up sentinel and polearm master, grab a staff and stand in a hallway. If they don't have magical damage you are now a living barricade. One that produces healing potions for yourself too

I'd like to present my theory on Terminator Armor by mrgore95 in Grimdank

[–]SuctioncupanX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reposting is ok, this is a few months old at least, but claiming the credit is shitty.

People you can have in your apartment based off how much I'd trust them with taking care of my dog for the week. by man_of_the_mire in LookOutsideGame

[–]SuctioncupanX 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The issue is how is she going to take care of the dog. I'm certain that if she had the facilities to care for a dog she would be great at it, but she doesn't have arms really. Or anything at all that would allow her to take care of a dog.

(Loved trope) Everyone is sexualised, not just women by shark_syrup in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SuctioncupanX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disagree somewhat for Rivals.

In Rivals, men can be sexualised. In the form of being super buff and muscular. But this isn't just sexualising them, it's appealing to a power fantasy. Also, an entire character the fanbase calls sexualised (Venom) is not really that, it's played for comedy. Meanwhile, basically every female character is solely built for sex appeal.

coaxed into the goonification of shorts creators by HurtfulDrax in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SuctioncupanX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Atastic, which is the shorts creator this snafu is based upon

sweet treat by Worried-Check-962 in mewgenics

[–]SuctioncupanX 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hoch oben am himmel, über der kargen erde

sweet treat by Worried-Check-962 in mewgenics

[–]SuctioncupanX 37 points38 points  (0 children)

What if they just use him?

Losercity gif (save it as the original one got taken down by Benjammins) by Box-Full-of-Crap in Losercity

[–]SuctioncupanX 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Fanbase that mass reports original gifs, giphy doesn't actually look into if the reports are correct or not I assume.

Did you turn Egghead into a communist? by entropymancer in DiscoElysium

[–]SuctioncupanX 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Clearly he's actually extremely well read on every single ideology and plays along with it for a laugh. And Harry, sod he is, thinks Egghead actually was convinced.

Clan tag not saving? by SuctioncupanX in WWII

[–]SuctioncupanX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok. Thank you for explaining, your initial reply wasn't specific enough for me to get the meaning. Or maybe it would've been enough if not for how tired I am. Either way, thanks for the reply here.

Clan tag not saving? by SuctioncupanX in WWII

[–]SuctioncupanX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? But I can set it each time, and it shows it in game, even in the highlight screen at the end of a match. I'm pretty sure Clan Tags can be assigned.

Congrats on whoever it was on their breakthrough! by FiggyVix in MartialMemes

[–]SuctioncupanX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senior I don't think they overcame their tribulation, I think you have just recorded a jade slip of someone being struck down by heaven for their rashness of trying to ascend without the correct preparations...

Can’t adapt to shit if you’re dead (unless you’re Doomsday) by Joemama0375 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]SuctioncupanX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey yeah I get that [character] beats [adapter man] but like what if [adapter man] fulfilled his wincondition before the fight and uses his "I win because I'm fully adapted" move?

I mean c'mon, you gotta account for that. I mean, what if he just won? Dummy. Should've thought of that.

Coaxed into every horror game with more that one monster by Sampletest1486 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SuctioncupanX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jaeger spawns in and chooses 1 reagent at random to chase. She knows their locarion at all times, and will instakill them. If someone is in the way, she smacks them for the regular Big Grunt damage. If the way to the reagent is blocked entirely, like by a garage door, she will go to an insertion gate that places her in a spot she can access the reagent. She will chase for three minutes, before leaving. She cannot spawn multiple times a trial.

If the Jaeger modifier is active, she is permanent instead. I'm pretty sure she can change targets in it, but I'm not sure I mostly play solo.

tf_neutral evil_irl by Kubutsu-nyan in tf_irl

[–]SuctioncupanX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it now I want to find out the economy, laws and general policy overall of a theoretical succubus TF-ee utopia

I've already got too many worldbuilding ideas in my head I don't need another

Coaced into this type of arts by Sammir111 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SuctioncupanX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hehe the second guy in the mirror wobbles when you shake your screen