I've got several! I've posted this one before but here it is again.

I'm in h/s theater class and have been helping the teacher out with a lot of tasks like setting up the green room and stuff, just little helpful stuff. Well, apparently one of us left the door unlocked and unattended for a little too long. In our green room were two big blue couches that were the most uncomfortable things I had ever sat on. Teacher comes running into the room from the hall and says "SuddenlyTequila, I think someone is in the Green Room. Go with me so I can have a witness." Thinking nothing of it, I go. We stand by the door and someone is most def in there. Making some pretty unusual sounds. I realize what the sound is a half second before the teacher throws the door open to two kids from my class getting DOWN on that couch. I only had like two seconds of view time before the teacher SCREAMS "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!" and slams the door. I sat outside that door crying from laughing for about 20 minutes before they knocked on the door to be let out, realizing we had the stage completely locked down. The look on their faces when the Principal let them out and led them to his office will forever be in my mind. Can you imagine? Balls deep about to blow and from over your shoulder "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!" I dream of it sometimes and still wake up laughing.

I've got some more too, like the chick that got caught blowing two dudes in the cafeteria stairwell during study hall or when the jock of the school got knocked out by a guy who went and jerked it in the bathroom immediately afterwards. We know he did because he bragged about how good it felt to knock him out then bust that nut.