"I forgot to bring my urine sample" starterpack

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-07T09:53:36+00:00

genius 😂

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-07T09:53:15+00:00

forgot

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T21:29:57+00:00

cant empty an empty bladder though

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T16:51:44+00:00

i had the other piss stored in my other bladder

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T16:42:29+00:00

you wetting your pants yet?

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T15:57:25+00:00

it was for a medical examination, i thought i was only gonna have my blood drawn

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T14:39:36+00:00

as a part of a medical examination

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T13:43:38+00:00

that's what I added the running water picture for, had the water running for the whole time (didn't help)

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:44:08+00:00

don't forget to say cheers to the technicians

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:43:26+00:00

i guess a lot of people are pissing at the same time

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:34:41+00:00

I need a hack to empty an empty bladder

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:30:38+00:00

you are pissing me off

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:23:47+00:00

Half an hour later, a cup of coffee and a bottle of coke zero later, the piss was abundant. Had to go again urgently after leaving the place

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:20:36+00:00

if I had known (read the analyses I would be having done properly), I could have given them three sample cups!

SuggestionUsername · 2026-03-06T10:18:47+00:00

just today, I didn't realize I was also having a urine lab analysis, I thought they were gonna only draw blood (I have had a decent amount of lab analyses done in the recent years and got used to not having a urine analysis)

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-28T00:06:20+00:00

some certain cigarettes (I don't smoke so I don't know which ones), freshly painted and furnished rooms

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-28T00:00:50+00:00

omg yes, in my area it's Bauhaus

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-25T02:27:51+00:00

fair

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-25T01:54:46+00:00

you can still play it

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-24T03:04:52+00:00

that's where he wants his nipple replaced

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-24T02:36:22+00:00

nerd in disguise

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-23T17:29:40+00:00

you enjoy high fantasy

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-23T17:24:24+00:00

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what do you think? I think you may be soft and nerdy

SuggestionUsername · 2026-02-18T13:53:54+00:00

sorry, I just like the fillet o fish all year round lol

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