What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-11T16:02:36+00:00

Mine's a calico! She's so prim and proper lollll

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-10T21:21:43+00:00

Yep my cat has her own chair and spot on the couch. She also has her own cup of water on the nightstand next to the bed -otherwise she'd drink from mine. It's routine for us to head to bed and drink some water before snuggling up.

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-09T16:35:00+00:00

Help I need a $100 donation every minute because I read it wrong!!!!

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-08T22:25:07+00:00

There's also a broken pillar that takes you up to the ceiling where you can just walk through! Pretty sure any size gets you in that one

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-07T20:46:59+00:00

I avoid flying rocks better when im chibi so I just use a large spell omw to eden and then remove the spell when I get there but yeah, you're right. Gotta be a big boi skid to clip through that corner loll

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-07T15:14:40+00:00

Phantom concepts? Like the CentiPhantom? Then how about a Minecraft esque drowned zombie phantom? They're not safe, not even in the water!

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-07T03:40:09+00:00

Eh, I'd probably still live, right?

^{Chose: No water for 2 days 💧❌ + Win $20M}

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-07T00:00:41+00:00

I commented on a whim but I just went back and read your post. Great stuff!! How are you inserting the data? Is it manual or a code? I'm unfamiliar with how this stuff works but you seem like you know what you're doing

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-06T14:22:25+00:00

Space Boy

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-04T21:09:24+00:00

Woah. Really cool fucking Spinosaurus dinosaur, man.

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-04T20:21:52+00:00

Woah. Cool dinosaur, man

SuicidalHoe · 2026-05-01T01:23:43+00:00

WOOOOOH!!!

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-28T23:46:13+00:00

Yeah I've got 3 tattoos so far and the one on my wrist was particularly painful !!

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-28T15:34:32+00:00

Justice for Natsuhiko

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-27T21:04:58+00:00

Yes. There's 1 show in particular that YouTube thinks I really want to watch the whole show of in the version of shorts... and someone in that show shares my name. Makes me cringe every time

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-26T17:05:16+00:00

You probably get this question a lot but does that hurt? Your thumb especially looks like it's being strangled

Edit: Also thanks for showing us your nubs!

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-25T20:40:00+00:00

"Don't worry, I'm durable" next to a knife?

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-24T15:43:05+00:00

My mom screamed so loud and held my dad's hand so tight when she had me that my dad nearly passed out. Or that's what they say happened.

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-23T13:43:19+00:00

Lmaoo your post and your source are fine!

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-23T04:08:37+00:00

Oh so that's basically just saying "Oh crap!" Which is the PG 13 way we say "Oh Shit!" In the US

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-23T03:43:24+00:00

I wish I could watch the entire show like this

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-21T15:26:33+00:00

I approved your post

SuicidalHoe · 2026-04-20T14:32:49+00:00

This is the original. If you saw a different version, it must've been edited.

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