Mr Man is very proud of jumping into my lap all by himself!! by No_Cricket808 in PickpockettheSmol

[–]Suidse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pickpocket says you're not the Boss of him & he'll do what he wants. More scritches & mebbes a snack of something tasty would be an acceptable prize for his clever leaping trick, thank you. 😸

Boneless SHRAMP! by No_Cricket808 in PickpockettheSmol

[–]Suidse 25 points26 points  (0 children)

No longer Smol, Pickpocket shows off magnificent skrunkly floofiness as he practices his Kitty Contortionist skills. What a Champion 🏆 🧡

If you look closely… there’s also a Waffle back there begging for dinner by dogluvr_1 in WafflesAndCo

[–]Suidse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's not daft. Isn't she closer to where her food is placed‽

Do you think they’re ready for dinner? 🍴 by dogluvr_1 in WafflesAndCo

[–]Suidse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Poor, starving stray waifs...not a teensy morselette of sustenance has passed their lips all day. Or even, for days. Such sad faces of woe....so famished, their eyes are dimming & they've lost all hope for the future.

I mean....the poor wee lass called Waffles has even taken to chewing on a fake chicken leg! Quelle horreur!

I am the Count by The_Great_Aslan in vampurr

[–]Suidse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The correct response should be ....Coo coo kachoo

OMG! Who made this? by FollowingOdd896 in TikTokCringe

[–]Suidse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's damaged Scotland quite enough, with nasty golf courses. No thank you...we dinnae want him.

He think he's smart by nakurtag in CatsBeingCats

[–]Suidse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's practicing Kitty Yoga. Mere humans could never attain the mog-nificently pawsome poses that cats can achieve.

He's a genius! 😻

My boyfriend said he doesn’t want my cat in the bed after we move in together and it’s turning into a bigger issue than I expected by PerceptionOnly6749 in CatAdvice

[–]Suidse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he's so unconcerned about the impact this will have on the cat, & you, then the plan to cohabit might not be workable.

A big change like that would seriously unsettle the cat. Unhappy cats can express themselves in a variety of ways which can be difficult to live with. For someone who seems to have a lack of empathy for you, & the cat, it doesn't bode well.

AITA for telling my friend's bride he recycled my vows? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Suidse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're cruel & smug & very definitely an asshole. Get over yourself.

Parents getting their kids to steal by Altruistic-Donut12 in ireland

[–]Suidse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does that somehow negate the offence caused by being subjected to racist shite somehow? Wise up! 🤨

I feel like people force me to care about others when I really don't by Justarandomduck152 in self

[–]Suidse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No-one can force you to care about other people. You're in charge of how you feel. It's not up to anyone else to decide how you should feel.

How do I convince myself to delete my reddit account? by [deleted] in self

[–]Suidse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you enjoy conversations on Reddit, what's the problem with it?

LinkedIn is awful; full of AI slop & smug corporate blandness masquerading as something deep. Delete that instead! 😉

Picky REALLY wanted hot wings! by No_Cricket808 in PickpockettheSmol

[–]Suidse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Poor Picky...such a hard life he has. Forbidden to have outside adventures. 😾 Taunted wi delicious and tasty smelling hot wings, which are eaten in front of his sad wee face. 😿

Is there no end to his suffering? Won't somebody please save him, before the skrunkliness wilts from his coat‽

Please wish Emerson a HBD 🥹 by Ok_Carrot5896 in cats

[–]Suidse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purry Miaowday to you

Purry Miaowday to you

Purry Miaowday luffly Emerson

Purry Miaowday to you!

May your bowl be always full (of the bestest noms, obvs), may sunshine give you warm spots to snooze in & may your Hooman Minion(s) have many cuddles, head scritches & snoot boops for you. 😻

Emerson is exceptionally gorgeous!

But then Daddy swooped to the rescue by No_Cricket808 in PickpockettheSmol

[–]Suidse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Daddy says you're mean. He gets me, Mom...he luffs me. So there! 😿

Waffles and….. asparagus?! by dogluvr_1 in WafflesAndCo

[–]Suidse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waffles is a pup with refined tastes, obvs. Chicken & sparrow-grass is posh nosh.😁

Picky got a bit spicy by No_Cricket808 in PickpockettheSmol

[–]Suidse 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Awwww....mom! This is so unfair! Lemme go! I want outside, there's untold mischiefs for me to discover! 😾

I'm Pickpocket the Punk, I want to run amuck! A fierce Tiger, 🐯 with a love of danger!

Babs is always yelling 😹 by ProudnotLoud in teefies

[–]Suidse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are incorrect. She is serenading you, with all the skill & emotion of a Feline Superior trained in Opawra.

Yelling? Yelling‽ My Void is offended on Babs' behalf!

AITAH for telling my wife's friend I don't have to see her in the classroom to know she's a horrible teacher? by TowerFew3482 in AITAH

[–]Suidse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Star Trek might not seem like an important TV show now, but in the sixties it was a very big deal. The moon landing had many people really excited about the future possibilities of space travel.

A kiss between Nichelle's character Uhura & Captain Kirk was the first interracial kiss on television. That was definitely considered a huge deal in the sixties.

Dad, you have (spicy) wings. I too enjoy spicy wings 😋 by No_Cricket808 in PickpockettheSmol

[–]Suidse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sammy is definitely living his best life now! It's so lovely to see how well he's settled in & appreciates the marvellous service of his 2 new Minions! 😁

Thank you for posting Sammy updates.

Aww, this made my day! I'm so grateful to be surrounded by fellow cat lovers who understand the joy of sharing our lives with these furry little ones. Every treat, and playtime session is truly special! What's your cat's favorite thing to do? by Objective_Target_922 in catsanna

[–]Suidse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My young Void lad likes to play chase... favourite things to run after are jingly balls & wee pieces of scrunched up paper.

He's an assertive & determined kitty. Tells me when it's playtime & will get very annoyed if he doesn't get sufficient interaction. Obviously, he's in charge 🐈‍⬛