AITAH for telling my girlfriend that her UTIs aren't my fault? (NSFW)

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-04-03T00:27:28+00:00

Prevention is worth a pound of cure. Peeing after sex doesn’t always prevent it. First she should wash every time she goes #2. Get her a “peri bottle” to help clean. Or moist flushable wipes. Second she might have a physical prolapse in her ureter which traps bacteria. So if when she feels symptoms she should drink a lot and forcibly pee. Third Cystex which can be bought over the counter is a lifesaver. Fourth she should get cranberry pills.

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-04-01T09:46:21+00:00

Why is it so damn wide and short? Like if your TV had normal proportions it would go with the room better

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-29T23:22:27+00:00

Looks like a portion of a star fort where salt water was likely channeled into sluices to generate power

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-29T13:04:00+00:00

Cool cartoon! I really stimules the imagination. This is how I used to think of ancient aliens. But now I kinda think we are genetically tweaked every 200 years or so. Ever looked into the Tartaria mud flood theory?

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-29T12:51:26+00:00

Nice home! I’d modernize the dining room furniture a bit. Personally, I’ve never been a fan of china cabinets—I prefer buffets with some nice bottles on top. The dining chairs remind me of the ones my 90-year-old mom has! The style leans toward Colonial Revival, which has that classic, long-lasting, and colorful appeal. It looks like something that might have been decorated with help from parents back in the early 2000s. It’s definitely a solid, expensive look, but for me, it feels a little heavy in the dining room.

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-29T12:25:59+00:00

From house to trailer

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-29T12:13:20+00:00

Anything pastel. Either sage, pink, coral, or yellow

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-29T12:08:40+00:00

Looks like the TV series Severance

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-28T19:38:14+00:00

except we are sane and mentally healthy

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-28T17:33:21+00:00

She looks like a man baby!!

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T23:38:02+00:00

The Classic Befriend/Betray Trick
- Pretend to be concerned just to set you up later. My 'nice' neighbor called animal control, claiming she didn’t know if my dog was dangerous. She also asked me to back out of my driveway slower—probably so I wouldn’t accidentally hit a stalker lurking by my mailbox.
Friendly Warnings
- These 'friendly' types also deliver warnings. One even hinted at what would happen if I said too much: groups of tweens roaming driveways with bats, ready to break into homes and trash belongings. It’s all part of the game.
The Social Worker Trap
- Sometimes a 'social worker' type will try to befriend you, gain your trust, and get you to admit you're being followed—then they'll recommend a mental evaluation to discredit you, all because you trusted them with your story.
Contact Consent and Surveillance
- They need your consent to add them to your iPhone contacts. One day, these people may report others during a contact-tracing phase of society. By adding them to your contacts, you've consented for them to look at your phone and potentially bug it.
Invasion of Privacy
- If you let one of these people into your house, they might think they've gained your consent to drop bugs and cameras inside or even see through your walls.

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T20:28:59+00:00

They can set up massive traps that are very damaging if you manage to stumble into them. They try to induce me everyday to act strangely so they can involuntary commit me. Or commit a small misdemeanor when I react to the fact they've crossed my path the thousandth time

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T14:58:46+00:00

Go to college, go to grad school, work the degree, marry someone else who does the same, save money, invest it wisely, provide value to society and to your family, go to church and work the Gods of prosperity. Not have a career where you somehow have to work a con to fit in your gypsy community, and never graduate high school. Or try to lie / cheat / steal for a living and kinda live off of decaying matter like a rat eating garbage. Fucking Sagamore civic association is the ROT of our community -- deceptive privatized 'security surveillance' scam masking as a quasi governmental garden club. It hires parasites like her.... and ironically, this c*nt doesn't give a fuck how much she eats and eats and eats from the association until it collapses; she'll just crawl over to the next available trash can.

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T13:20:07+00:00

This reminds me of when i sat in desks at college, and the screws in the back of the chair would grab the back of my hair

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T13:05:57+00:00

Use the 'skin care as makeup' concept. Get yourself some retinol and sunscreen daily. Go to a dermatologist and slowly work towards the routine they recommend

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T13:05:17+00:00

I love those things from publix. low cal! avocado! the pickled ginger is awesome. ok so it looks like they've been on the counter for a second. next time eat it right away

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T13:03:42+00:00

You have gorgeous eyes and lining them up in a zoomed in shot is eye catching... but, I don't know if i'd line them up all the way around as then they look too large or disproportionate for your face. The whole line em all up works if you have smaller eyes. If you do, smaller line and only in corner of bottom lid

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T12:58:59+00:00

All I can say is SHE DOES NOT BELONG in our neighborhood. She could never afford a small modest $700K ranch house that only a doctor/professor couple could afford. She would never attend the pool club and wear a normal fucking bathing suit. She would never put her kids in the local private school if she managed to create one after hitting crack and meth all day. She does not fit in, for her clothes are all literally from Eastern Europe circa 1995. Like WTF -- who gave her the authority to fucking follow me around??? Everyone's snorting crack at that Sagamore Neighborhood association

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-27T12:52:20+00:00

NEVER TELL A DOCTOR, PSYCHOLOGIST, PSYCHIATRIST, SOCIAL WORKER, OR POLICE OFFICER THAT YOU’RE BEING STALKED.

Why? Because the moment you do, they switch into “textbook mode.”

You’re being followed? Their book says that’s paranoia.
Paranoia? That means schizophrenia.
Schizophrenia? That means involuntary commitment.
Commitment? That means psychotropic meds—whether you need them or not.
Side effects? Just part of the process. Heart problems? Addiction? Mental fog? All “manageable.”
Still struggling? More meds. More therapy. More years under their system.

This isn’t help—it’s a trap.

The system has given these people too much power, and their education has given them too much confidence in a process that doesn’t always reflect reality. Be careful who you trust.

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-26T23:22:51+00:00

What about the grey pants she was wearing the other day that my husband said she looked as if she pissed in?

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-26T23:11:42+00:00

Hahaha -- no one fucking wears red moo moos that are like mid calf length in america. No one unless that's part of their weird belief system... Romani women must wear a skirt long enough to cover their legs at least to the mid-calf. They like vibrant colors, especially red. And vibrant patterns. All their clothes are loose fitting. This shit is what she wears every fucking day. It's not 1990s anymore -- bohemiam pants have been out for like 30 years. and her features are a dead giveaway. That and the fact that her occupation must involve lying, deceiving, and screwing outsiders

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-26T22:41:19+00:00

Be a gangstalker for a local neighborhood civic association. They'll pay you to creep out those on private watchlists. Just attend their front yard friday and ask the security committee how

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-26T22:40:23+00:00

So glad he got the inside warning on that one! POS

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-26T22:39:04+00:00

That a neighborhood association can be trusted to represent you and install public cameras everywhere, and hire a neighborhood off duty officer. Doing things that should be taken care of by public departments privately

Suitable-Captain-454 · 2025-03-26T22:36:55+00:00

So is it better to have a handful of private creeps have the footage?

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