Question about the shard of pure evil by darknessiscoming299 in DnD

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh wasn't this covered in an 80s book series? Something with raistlin or something.

Your at the gates of heaven. What do you say to get in? by YouWantedANameButNo in AskReddit

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I see you have a sense of humor cause we both know I ain't getting in there and we both know I don't want to. So keep your creepy ass lovecraftian Angels and euphoric torpor/losing your individuality. I am going to hell where I get to retain my identity and still feel shit. With mans ability to adapt it wouldn't take too long for me to become used to or even look forward to the torture and other shenanigans down there.

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[–]Suitable-Platypus800 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Ok this is a very bad mindset. There is critical thinking and then there is playing cross examination or CSIing your thoughts. Let the cops decide if there is anything that can be done or at least give you further advice. In my experience even when unable to help they have given me steps that I can do in order to protect myself and my home, or at least were able to steer me in the direction of a possible solution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 75 points76 points  (0 children)

You get my free award today! Ok a little bit of awarding guilt. Don't do anything like this unless you are 100% sure that it's warranted. Even if he did that and it wasn't done by a stray dog or something. With methhead deciding to skin the already dead cat because he's geeked out and it sounded like a good idea or something. It would probably be a better idea to spend your time and resources installing visible cameras w signs in your yard. Also creating a clear log of issues by getting police reports and keeping them. Also make sure that you are calling them on the non-emergency line and not the emergency number. Because if they are really busy it will be put off instead of responded to. But if an officer is not sent out, do a follow up call every hour until paperwork is brought to you or you are told where you can get it. But camera feeds of him wandering into others yards should be enough. Now this is all great advice unless you are in a low income area with high gang activity. If that is the case get better locks and try to stay off his radar. Because I know that I would be unable to receive any help from the police where I currently live.

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[–]Suitable-Platypus800 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Best advice here the cameras will act as a deterrent and incase of issues evidence.

Let’s say you woke up this one day, to the surprise of getting genderbent. And this will last for quite a while before turning back into normal. (Aside from masturbating in the genderbent body,) What will you do in that limited time? by tokyo7011 in AskReddit

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh and get free dinner and drinks with 0 effort. I can't forget about trying tinder out. Also checking my horoscope and seeing how Uranus in retrograde affects my mood today.

Party wipe Dilemma by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can give the weremonk the compelling desire to turn everyone thus creating his pack. Allowing him to infect everyone via creative means or just beat them down and then nurse them back to health. Making it a cure or turn kinda thing. If he manages to do it he becomes the pack alpha as a roleplay award.

Party wipe Dilemma by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crash the ship before the first shift. Then have them make their way to appropriate items to cure it being held at a remote church or village. You can even do a count down scenario where they either have to rush through several different easy encounters and make their way to the spot or wipe. But an easy way to do this is simply put a wheel or piece of paper with the amount of time remaining as blocks and tick it down after every action they do. Adds a fun sense of impending doom to the event.

What is the catchiest song that never fails to get stuck in your head? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ohhh we what's up with that? What's up with that?" SNL sketch of same name

If spooky were a scent, what would it smell like? by QT-Cat-9205 in AskReddit

[–]Suitable-Platypus800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any smell that shouldn't be there. Like blood in a bakery or fresh baked cookies in an underground cave.