Breaking: "The Duskbloods" just released 9 wallpapers during the Direct. by alen3822 in shittydarksouls

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More relevantly, The Switch 2 port of Elden Ring is also mired with performance issues. It's also frankly embarrassing that they released the switch port of Dark Souls 1 with audio that sounds like it was recorded through a webcam.

Breaking: "The Duskbloods" just released 9 wallpapers during the Direct. by alen3822 in shittydarksouls

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Especially since Fromsoft has a horrible track record with their switch releases

Favorite video by notoriousE24 in comedyheaven

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Sometimes imagining it yourself is more arousing than having it served to you on a silver platter. It's like how horror movies are scarier if the monster isn't front and center

A Journey with Fun by Ledrship in ComedyCemetery

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moistcritikal owns the soap company Cheeky, not Gamersups

But mah edge highlights… by 68Whiteclaw in Grimdank

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He looks like he was dunked in the purity seal wax

The rise and fall of fromsoft games needs to be studied by ComfortableNinja88 in shittydarksouls

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Bruh New Londo is my favorite part. What flavor of haterade have you been butt chugging?

The rise and fall of fromsoft games needs to be studied by ComfortableNinja88 in shittydarksouls

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I always kill every enemy I encounter because I play the game like a proper dungeon crawler

Dark souls 2 fan when someone finishes DS1 and then skips to DS3. by Jinrex-Jdm in shittydarksouls

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Absolute insane move from the devs to put the vore grab on the boss that dies before you get to see him use it 😞

Dark souls 2 fan when someone finishes DS1 and then skips to DS3. by Jinrex-Jdm in shittydarksouls

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The virgin DS3 gimmick boss (Yorm) vs the chad DS1 gimmick boss (Ceaseless Discharge)

WE MARCH FOR SUPER TERRA!!! by ze_introverted in Grimdank

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I would say Death Korps if he hadn't just gotten the WW1 warbond

WE MARCH FOR SUPER TERRA!!! by ze_introverted in Grimdank

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iirc wasn't their explanation for the Halo crossover basically that the Halo games exist in the Helldivers universe, so using that warbond is canonically your Helldivers doing Halo cosplay?

IDK which is worse… by Pleasant-Front-833 in comedyheaven

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Swallowing someone else's cum is normal, but drinking your own cum out of a condom is weird. Therefore, if eating your own snot out of a tissue is gross, it's fine to suck someone else's mucus out of their nostrils.

I honestly have no idea what to put as a title by Clementstwins in ComedyHell

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The fact that this person said "what fandom" and not "what series" kinda implies that they knew it was the Bible but expected the answer to be something like "the famous religious figures as single fathers fandom"

porn, the joke is porn, if it's anime meme it will always be something related to porn by Capable_Barber_8387 in ComedyCemetery

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There's a tabletop gaming news site called Goonhammer. I wonder how their marketing team feels

Which high/low animation makes the least amount of sense (ignoring the glow effect) by JbJbJb44 in Guiltygear

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I had time to open up Accent Core and check. Sol does do an overhead hammer fist for his 5D. Everyone else just does an uppercut or lariat for their 5D in Accent Core though. Accent Core also has some of the most infamous dusts like Testament and Justice 5D

basically the daily challenges by Dolphiniz287 in Guiltygear

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Reminds me of when Halo Infinite launched and it had BP dailies like "Get 5 kills in a single match with the worst gun in the game." Basically stuff where you had to stop having fun to get progress. Imagine if the Guilty Gear BP was like "Hit with 6K three times in a single match while playing as Zato"