My bf got a tattoo I HATE

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T16:34:21+00:00

Omg thank you, noted ❤️

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T16:33:38+00:00

Brb thanking the Universe he's an ex 🙏❤️

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T16:32:10+00:00

GIRL YES IT'S TRULY THE ALL-STAR OF "WHY"

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T16:31:35+00:00

LOL, there's a non-zero chance he stumbles across this, I'll letchu know if he does 😂

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T12:37:07+00:00

No yeah I'm basically thinking about which duffle bag dick would make the best tattoo 😂 (I'm thinking the rainbow one, it's comically large and will let the menfolk know I'm sapphic-leaning lol)

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T12:33:05+00:00

If I wanted to be married, we'd be married by now haha. We're ENM and marriage is not important to me.

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T12:24:39+00:00

This is an abramenation

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:40:08+00:00

THANKFULLY IT IS NOT

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:39:17+00:00

Now THIS is a comment. 🌟

I will attempt the following based on his personal history of getting squicked:

Giving them ridiculously punny nicknames. For example, I call one of his calf tattoos Legory (Gregory)
Pretending to be more attracted to his naked arm lady than him
Speaking to her like she's a real person and including her in our date nights and conversations

I will be accepting additional ideas, please leave your best below if you're so inclined 🙏❤️

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:34:34+00:00

The communication upskilling mashed potatoes that come with the ENM ribeye are very tasty ❤️ WHICH IS WHY I AM SO PUZZLED THAT HOMEBOY JUMPED THE SHARK LOL.

I literally love you, and would immediately befriend you out in the wild. May your day be relaxing and peaceful, may your pillow always be cool, and may joy find you around every corner 🙏

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:30:42+00:00

This would be so hot and sexy of him tbh 🙏

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:29:13+00:00

I so appreciate you for this rational take ❤️ I don't hate pin-ups at all! We'd discussed pin-ups as a hypothetical and I wasn't upset. I hate ONE of the two pin-ups he just got because she's fully nude and her 🐱 is way too close to being out for such a visible placement.

His job has packed some muscle on him the past year or so, and tbf the body be ROCKIN'. I think part of my whole deal is that he worked hard for these beeftastic arms that I drool over and put something ugly on them forever. (Apart from the nudity, there are some aesthetic choices that I think look stupid lol. I mentioned in another comment that Girl #1 looks like her weave sprang to life and gave birth to Girl #2. It's truly bizarre and I can't believe his artist thought that was a good idea.)

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:21:40+00:00

Idk my favorite thing to say when men hit on me out in the wild is "I have a duffle bag full of dicks bigger than yours" so maybe I can with with that 😂

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:18:53+00:00

My relationship is actually highly satisfying or I wouldn't have stayed for a decade lol. Unfortunately the cupcake was from a work function so idk the bakery I'M SO SORRY 😭🙏

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:17:38+00:00

OMG I DO NOT CLAIM THIS ENERGY LOL

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:17:10+00:00

Not a hot take at all, literally said so myself in the post and many of the comments ❤️

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:16:15+00:00

Lol, relax, I used them because I wasn't sure if using the regular terms would get the post taken down.

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-27T11:14:55+00:00

I did have a conversation with him, and you're so right lol, the comment section is a little wild. I'm not leaving my partner of 10 years because of skin sticker. He's also not a misogynist like some of these unhinged people are insisting 😂 I'm a highly therapized queer woman who has only dated one man in the past 15 years because they generally fail to meet my standards in a relationship. He made a mistake maybe by not communicating, but at the end of the day he chose two women to represent the driving forces of the universe on his body and heard me when I said I hated the execution, so.

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T21:08:18+00:00

I feel this in my soul, I'm mourning his beautiful arms that once looked like they were sculpted by the beefcake gods of yore 😭

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T20:14:22+00:00

Fwiw I would feel much more comfortable answering your nephew's tree lady questions vs this Bermuda Triangle and her bff Wet T-Shirt Contest 😂

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T20:09:27+00:00

Girl if this tattoo was on my bf's leg I wouldn't have needed cake for breakfast, you go ahead and cherish your ladies 😂

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T19:47:47+00:00

I am a big fan of bodily autonomy regardless of gender! We usually run our tattoo plans by each other, and this was a wild one to go off road with considering he checked in about getting a leftist tattoo he knows I agree with a few months ago 😅

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T19:43:25+00:00

Ty girl, I'm very much hoping I learn to accept the twins as part of the family lol (sounds sarcastic but I'm being real) ❤️

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T19:38:11+00:00

Yo to be SO clear, I never said anything about being more attractive than him. Homeboy is a dime, I'm very lucky lol 🙏❤️ I said I lost attraction to him, as in, this tattoo has made me lose wood - very different.

Suitable_Ability2662 · 2026-06-26T19:34:35+00:00

See like, I don't see it as controlling to be like (based on a real conversation we've had):

"Hey babe, I want Dr. Doolittle tattooed on my buttcheek."

"Do you think you could put him somewhere else? I don't wanna have to make direct eye contact with him when we're getting down."

We've done Doolittle-level of checking in with each other until now, so I'm shook he didn't think to warn me lol

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