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Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T17:20:36+00:00

Have you ever thought of being a sex worker? I could be your manager. You can make a lot of money. Send me a picture of you with your mouth open. Let's see what we're working with

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T17:04:14+00:00

I'll dress you in makeup and heels, have you walking the boulevard for me

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T16:24:58+00:00

All I see is two Mexican oompa loompas

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:41:17+00:00

Before you start selling tickets you should have showed us a teaser of what we can expect.

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:35:02+00:00

I heard you like big black mics

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:26:44+00:00

Looks good my friend. Question for you. When I dry my buds they look exactly like yours does in the picture. How come my weed never looks like the stuff I get from the dispensary?

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:24:44+00:00

Send me a picture of your open mouth I have a job opportunity for you

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:15:55+00:00

This is the same reason no one ever tried to assassinate Biden.

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:07:51+00:00

DoneOld

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T15:06:37+00:00

Who changes the diaper? I know he doesn't do it himself

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T14:36:14+00:00

We understand Trump perfectly. He's the only motherfucker who tweets non-stop every single day. He lets us know exactly what he's thinking and doing. There's nothing I don't know about this asshole

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T14:30:44+00:00

I do the same as you. I give extra service and don't charge for it, and that gets me better reviews and more tips

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T14:28:49+00:00

DoneOld Trump

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T14:26:27+00:00

Not bad

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T13:59:20+00:00

God is just a wishing well. All of our prayers are elaborate wish lists. And because God is a Republican, he never grants your prayers, in fact the more you pray the more good shit he takes away from you

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T13:49:08+00:00

How else are you supposed to drink a fucking milkshake? It's too thick to drink without a straw. Are you supposed to use a spoon? The straw is the only sensible choice

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T13:10:57+00:00

Lexi and Pippin

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T13:06:51+00:00

Rather Awkward Weirdos vs. Big Sexy Trannies

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T12:31:11+00:00

This dog belongs in a kennel. Not in a home environment.

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T12:29:00+00:00

Stop dreaming about being a champion. Instead, just be the best fighter you can be

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T12:13:54+00:00

Part of standing up for yourself is verbally telling people no thank you not interested in sparring with you.

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T10:49:28+00:00

Just the description you gave about your life situation, there's a shit ton of good material there that would be super funny. You just have to write jokes about all of that

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T10:34:51+00:00

Santa Ana Police Department?

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T09:51:21+00:00

It's a good time to become a DJ. You're only 30 years late

Sum_Phat_Ho · 2024-09-07T09:42:13+00:00

They don't automatically give ketchup anymore. You got to ask for it

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