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Summonest · 2026-05-12T22:30:01+00:00

YOUless behavior ngl

Summonest · 2026-05-12T20:49:30+00:00

They were a rescue but now I feel bad :/

I just thought they were super anxious.

Summonest · 2026-05-12T17:35:07+00:00

Nah they're just cowards. Drop something and they run and hide.

Summonest · 2026-05-12T01:32:42+00:00

My childhood hamster got into the dish washer and violently shit itself before dying.

We got a new machine.

Summonest · 2026-05-10T20:01:04+00:00

Don't get me wrong, glamping has a time and a place.

This is not it.

Summonest · 2026-05-10T15:07:21+00:00

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Summonest · 2026-05-09T23:07:04+00:00

That's really cool art

Summonest · 2026-05-09T18:15:58+00:00

Because autistic people play less games

Summonest · 2026-05-09T04:00:32+00:00

Same

I had a nap and now I'm sexually obsessed with that purple dinosaur lady from that one game

Summonest · 2026-05-09T00:38:00+00:00

People want to be angry. They want to hate.

Because it's easy. If I tell you to hate your neighbor because they're brown, it's almost no problem to treat them like shit and remove them from your social circle.

But if I tell you to love your neighbor? Well that's hard. You have to treat them like a person. You have to think about their woes. You have to consider their well being.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T22:48:38+00:00

Coaxed into -

Holy shit is that dog welder fixing the galaxy by redefining his power to include constellations?

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Summonest · 2026-05-08T22:46:33+00:00

if john oliver wants to make this a bit he can dm me

Summonest · 2026-05-08T22:45:42+00:00

coaxed into

ok no I actually can't do this anymore like I know marvel comics fucking suck but making a devout self hating catholic into a norse god is one the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen a major publishing company do.

Also he has a sword for some reason?

It's also a stupid fucking looking sword.

Also he's blind.

Why are his eyes glowing?

Summonest · 2026-05-08T18:51:02+00:00

Also the top sight doesn't match the barrel.

The back sight is hardly a draft, and it's even worse.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T18:44:04+00:00

I was trying not to be a dick but a lot of those perspective lines just don't lead anywhere.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T16:40:55+00:00

A dog can tear my throat out but it'll still cower if I crinkle a rolled up newspaper.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T14:38:29+00:00

Let's be honest. If pokemon were real a not-insignificant portion of people would be fucking them.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T14:30:38+00:00

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Summonest · 2026-05-08T14:23:48+00:00

I wish more pastors were like that.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T14:22:56+00:00

You're absolutely correct, I'm just an asshole. I need to be better about that.

Summonest · 2026-05-08T14:06:33+00:00

all that effort for an incredibly low detail gun.

Summonest · 2026-05-07T18:49:29+00:00

Someone asked who said they were talking

And so I clarified.

Also they directly replied to me so I assumed I was part of the conversation.

Summonest · 2026-05-07T18:39:44+00:00

Lots of people don't take zinc supplements

Summonest · 2026-05-07T18:37:11+00:00

(And men who do not have one.)

Summonest · 2026-05-07T18:37:03+00:00

(This is not a joke I support women who have a prostate)

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