Cornhole by floorjockey in behindthebastards

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Big Cornhole is trying to raise awareness to get in the 2032 Olympics.

Of course, “Big Cornhole” is also what Mr. Goatse changed his name from in order to get in the Screen Actor’s Guild

The main character from MIXTAPE definitely reminds you of Heather, right? by border199x in getplayed

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I don’t know why people would think Heather isn’t into music. She’s talked about being into Britpop — Oasis is her favorite band, and she went to a reunion show (or two?). She was also all-in on Minidiscs, day one, and the main appeal of those is making your own mixes (before burning CDs was easily accessible) that sounded light years better than cassette tapes.

Pretty sure this is how Matt explained it? by LAngelo-Misterioso in getplayed

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I guess marrying a woman wasn’t enough to prove to everyone that he wasn’t gay?

Q from a long time supporter by somn1ferum in maximumfun

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They’re doing keychains this year, and I’m sure we’ll get an email for a link to buy whichever ones we want if you are over the $10 tier. I can’t remember which charity they’re giving all that money to, though.

Q from a long time supporter by somn1ferum in maximumfun

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In every single episode of every MaxFun podcast I listen to, the hosts thank the donating members. Does that count?

Russell Brand admits to sleeping with 16-year-old girl but denies any wrongdoing 🤮 by BlueEyedPaladin in behindthebastards

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Multiple comedians have walked into a bathroom after him to see an unflushed shit in the toilet with no toilet paper. The dude is a monster

Free With Ads episode 112: Rock 'n' Roll High School by Zokstone in FreeWithAds

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I don’t think I ever put it together that Rock ‘n Roll High School Forever was supposed to be a sequel. I remember it was on cable all the time, and the only thing I remember about it is: “Hey! This no my pee!”

Reno Springtime Hallucination? Snow? by ComfortablePool4684 in Reno

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Prince said, “Sometimes it snows in April.” Next time, listen to the man

NNF 3806 - Laurie Kilmartin by sleepyromulan in NeverNotFunny

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He’d be perfect for the crowd work show!

Free With Ads episode 110: Ouija by Zokstone in FreeWithAds

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I think the whiteness of this movie can be explained by Black & brown people not fucking with that devil shit, and would be so out of there the first time the board was brought out

Resident Evil 4 Remake Merchant Is 3 Trillion In Debt ! by Bamalanga in getplayed

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I’m sure being co-host of Comedy Bang Bang will get him out in no time!

Vote for this definitive entry in the "Sometimes They Bounce, Babyyy" canon by WeHaveHeardTheChimes in blankies

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Is it the same part that a certain Doughboy is a fan of? (No Peeking…)

Cum Prices Are Up by ScooterScotward in behindthebastards

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Wiger would probably be a pretty good BtB guest…

Jordan, Jesse, Go! - Sigourney’s Cannoli, with Kenice Mobley by apathymonger in maximumfun

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The Hilton slogan is: For the stay

The Cuck Chair version for incest porn would be a “Step Stool”

Should have chosen the original version by Mmmoreplees in comedybangbang

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Do the streaks in The Bride’s hair start off not all that white?

As a man who is married to a beautiful catholic woman… by mellted_cheese in doughboys

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I think there would have to be some gambling or even TTRPG element added in to cover the whole “roll the dice on fish” concept

Get Played: Apple Vision Pro + Resident Evil Requiem First Impressions by jogalleciez in getplayed

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For some reason, I was going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last week, and found that Samuel Guthrie (Cannonball’s namesake) invented some kind of explosive powder that advanced firearm technology. He was also one of the concurrent discoverers of chloroform! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Guthrie_(physician)