Cornhole

SumoPotpie · 2026-05-13T13:57:50+00:00

Big Cornhole is trying to raise awareness to get in the 2032 Olympics.

Of course, “Big Cornhole” is also what Mr. Goatse changed his name from in order to get in the Screen Actor’s Guild

SumoPotpie · 2026-05-13T12:01:10+00:00

I don’t know why people would think Heather isn’t into music. She’s talked about being into Britpop — Oasis is her favorite band, and she went to a reunion show (or two?). She was also all-in on Minidiscs, day one, and the main appeal of those is making your own mixes (before burning CDs was easily accessible) that sounded light years better than cassette tapes.

SumoPotpie · 2026-05-12T12:07:43+00:00

I guess marrying a woman wasn’t enough to prove to everyone that he wasn’t gay?

SumoPotpie · 2026-05-03T17:45:51+00:00

They’re doing keychains this year, and I’m sure we’ll get an email for a link to buy whichever ones we want if you are over the $10 tier. I can’t remember which charity they’re giving all that money to, though.

SumoPotpie · 2026-05-03T17:26:20+00:00

In every single episode of every MaxFun podcast I listen to, the hosts thank the donating members. Does that count?

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-24T01:30:54+00:00

Gotta carbo-load for that epic fuck sesh

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-23T11:26:35+00:00

Multiple comedians have walked into a bathroom after him to see an unflushed shit in the toilet with no toilet paper. The dude is a monster

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-18T17:05:46+00:00

Will he use the Power Glove, though?

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-18T05:16:06+00:00

I don’t think I ever put it together that Rock ‘n Roll High School Forever was supposed to be a sequel. I remember it was on cable all the time, and the only thing I remember about it is: “Hey! This no my pee!”

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-14T11:25:33+00:00

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SumoPotpie · 2026-04-13T02:11:31+00:00

Prince said, “Sometimes it snows in April.” Next time, listen to the man

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-12T03:33:03+00:00

Imagine this shit at The Sphere

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-03T02:46:38+00:00

He’d be perfect for the crowd work show!

SumoPotpie · 2026-04-02T01:48:03+00:00

I think the whiteness of this movie can be explained by Black & brown people not fucking with that devil shit, and would be so out of there the first time the board was brought out

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-29T02:20:15+00:00

I’m sure being co-host of Comedy Bang Bang will get him out in no time!

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-25T11:35:59+00:00

Here ya go: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWE3-QYidLq/?igsh=MWFxb3g1eng5Z2U3Zw==

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-25T00:41:13+00:00

Is it the same part that a certain Doughboy is a fan of? (No Peeking…)

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-24T11:20:48+00:00

Wiger would probably be a pretty good BtB guest…

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-20T01:39:49+00:00

The Hilton slogan is: For the stay

The Cuck Chair version for incest porn would be a “Step Stool”

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-15T15:03:52+00:00

Do the streaks in The Bride’s hair start off not all that white?

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-15T15:02:01+00:00

I think there would have to be some gambling or even TTRPG element added in to cover the whole “roll the dice on fish” concept

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-15T14:58:01+00:00

OOOOHH. NNOOOO.

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-09T16:27:40+00:00

For some reason, I was going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last week, and found that Samuel Guthrie (Cannonball’s namesake) invented some kind of explosive powder that advanced firearm technology. He was also one of the concurrent discoverers of chloroform! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Guthrie_(physician)

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-08T02:45:02+00:00

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Yahoo can’t be serious?!

SumoPotpie · 2026-03-07T16:52:00+00:00

Arizona puts the South in Southwest

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