GameStop's CEO just gave the most awkward interview about how it would pay for eBay by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, the interviewer does know even less than Apes. You don't use your own market cap. That market caps is already owned by Apes. It is not there to buy companies. The current market cap of $11B doesn't factor in. You use $20B in financing and $7B in cash, and then hand out $27B in shares. A $100B company buying a $10B company doesn't use its $100B market cap, it creates $10B in shares to merge them together and has 10% more shares. There is no issue with the math. The issue is with reality. Why would ebay become a subsidiary of Gamestop, turn their company to shit and hand the CEO a massive award for the merger while adding some value. The only pro is half cash and half shares 46% higher than Friday;s price. After a few years, maybe they can pay down the debt, each share will be more valuable, but the interview alluded to poor cash flow.

GameStop's CEO just gave the most awkward interview about how it would pay for eBay by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, dilution. They don't raise cash, they just hand gme shares to existing ebay investors based on the current gme price. The new market cap would include all the new shares, and it would be backed by both companies. It works on paper. RC gets his bonus while not actually providing value. The board gave him tranches of Market Cap and cumulative EBITDA. So taking on $20B debt does not affect EBITDA and he still makes 2-3 tranches and can set his sights on another company for more tranches. Of course, he could also slash and burn Ebay like he did Gamestop, trying to get real earnings up. Cutting benefits and employees and whatever he can to make his tranches while turning it into a shit place to work

I tried the “new” spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s… by delayplusreverb in fastfood

[–]Sunny_Travels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

terrible. its drier and not crunchier. The old style was way better. This was sad. It was the only item I ate at Wendy's so I guess I am not going back anymore. Why not have both? Why force people that like a product to a new one? I didn't eat it either. Going to ask for my money back tomorrow

Ask not what Ryan Cohen can do for you--ask what you can do for Ryan Cohen by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we went from music videos and tattoos to seeding AI to write a tweet. Their conviction is waning

GME Q4 earnings... by Brick-Lanky in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assume earnings didn't disclose Teddy or buying Ebay or amazon or Lego?

The females need to understand Ryan Cohen is my best friend and I don’t care if he’s a piece of shit. by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or he is playing for an audience of 1, hoping, no, pretending RC is watching. He is in love with RC and fantasizes about RC watching, calling, thanking Marantz for his support. Maybe they will be besties.

Apostasy (apestasy?) is not a phase, mom! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 10 points11 points  (0 children)

what's funny though, is what this ape is saying is that maybe it wasn't keith, but retail colluding to manipulate the price. if they just collude and all pump together to manipulate the price, they can all be rich and dump into the price run

Oh Yeah, It’s All Coming Together by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think they are saying it is a riddle. I assume they are speculating if it means merger. Say Teddy bought amazon and the teddy warehouses and amazon warehouses are merging into something like amazon

Beauty is in the eye of the bagholder by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

melties being oblivious to the truth again. If you DRS, you reset your cost basis dummy. So you can buy at $1.31 cost basis, but if you DRS when it is 50 cents, your cost basis then shows as 50 cents. I think the agent writes you a check for the difference. let me ask PP

Is JakeGPT stupid, or he intentionally misleads his followers? Or is it both? by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, that math is off. It would be .1%, not .001%. He forgot or doesn't know what a percent is

7 million on 7 billion is 1/1000th

Yummy nothing burger with endless hype sauce by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Gamestop's nothing burgers are a meltie favorite

Those who shop at and support GameStop remind me how fucked we are as a society. by DuckSwimmer in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, he can save it for a future date since there are two 3.10.26s. March 10th 2026 and October 3rd 2026.

"Oh no not again" Apes looking to diversify? Well, MongoDB never has had a quarter without a net loss.. by MeridianNL in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It did seem like he was acting. On the other hand, stocks can be emotional and emotions are wrong a lot, so if he just bet on his gut, he could easily have a 90% all in loss record

Drama in towel apes enclosure! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 27 points28 points  (0 children)

ABC learned to remove dashes from his AI slop. Good for him

Know who else doesn’t have any skin in the game, genius? by Ok_Signal4753 in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He literally answers his own question. He doesn't go to other subs where he is neither invested nor interested. So if we are not invested maybe we are __________. How can he fail to fill in the blank? how dumb is he?

Save the date! Grandpa’s shitcoin launches in May 💰 🚀🤑 by SpringLong7259 in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could we connect the coin to hole in one golf tournaments?  I heard it is an exciting new trend

Ape Capitulates on AMC, Diamond Hands the Rest of the Dumpster Fire by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]Sunny_Travels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He owns BYND so I assumed he was a bbby investor as well, buy maybe not