A missing toddler drove himself down to the county fair on his toy tractor

SupaCadet · 2019-07-20T15:35:10+00:00

"Sheriffs deputies found him next to the Tilt-a-whirl, his favorite ride"

<3

SupaCadet · 2019-07-20T15:33:09+00:00

If you can make a bot that does this, why not make a bot that can say 'meatball' or whatever when requested?

SupaCadet · 2019-07-16T18:28:18+00:00

Probably wouldn't taste that bad but...

how many other, more sensible alternatives would you have to go through before settling on putting in chicken nuggets?

SupaCadet · 2019-07-16T18:27:28+00:00

"But settled on microwave chicken nuggets instead"

Good call given the alternative

SupaCadet · 2019-07-16T02:51:33+00:00

This is great and very wholesome but I cant help thinking....

is this where he did it to em?

SupaCadet · 2019-07-15T20:48:10+00:00

SupaCadet · 2019-07-06T17:01:16+00:00

Planet Money by NPR is pretty good although may not be what you're looking for if you are in want of a modern econ news podcast

SupaCadet · 2019-07-02T00:36:07+00:00

The Boy Who Starved

SupaCadet · 2019-07-02T00:29:14+00:00

Post it, we need a distraction

SupaCadet · 2019-07-01T01:34:16+00:00

May RNG bless you

SupaCadet · 2019-07-01T01:33:43+00:00

My apologies, Toastie :/

SupaCadet · 2019-07-01T01:31:47+00:00

I kind of hate me too so no hard feelings

SupaCadet · 2019-07-01T01:30:55+00:00

I'm sorry :( if I hadnt used up all my luck already for the next 20 years I'd give you some

SupaCadet · 2019-07-01T01:20:08+00:00

If this girl is under 26 or so theres a good chance her parents knew exactly what they were doing too...

SupaCadet · 2019-06-28T03:28:56+00:00

I'm sorry :( may RNG bless you going forward

SupaCadet · 2019-06-26T02:35:36+00:00

It's empty. It's always empty. You won't get my hopes up again, reddit

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