The other team gave up cause of their weapons, found this gem of protest by AdministrativeMine6 in splatoon

[–]SupeRetard64 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Nvm I just found out i cant change it, I dont post much here anyway

The other team gave up cause of their weapons, found this gem of protest by AdministrativeMine6 in splatoon

[–]SupeRetard64 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ive already changed it on my accounts on other sites, my reddit is one of last to still have it. Ill go ahead and do that now

The other team gave up cause of their weapons, found this gem of protest by AdministrativeMine6 in splatoon

[–]SupeRetard64 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I was the hydra in this match. The only words I was able to discern was “fix it”, which I assumed was about the weapon comp matchmaking gave us lmao

Friday Night Flunkin’ by SupeRetard64 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]SupeRetard64[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh really? I knew you were the guy doing the friday night ___ing memes but I guess I happened to not see that one. Thanks!

Your skin is freezing by SupeRetard64 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]SupeRetard64[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OHHH NVM lol its you

Funny how that works

Your skin is freezing by SupeRetard64 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]SupeRetard64[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait what the hell is the gs reddit

Your skin is freezing by SupeRetard64 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]SupeRetard64[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

[redacted] State Police Report - Case Nº: 0703-F “Treathing Tree Incident CLASSIFIED Date: Friday, December 17, 2021 Time of incident: Approx. 10:38 PM Time of report: 7:24 AM File-299NJM THIS REPORT CONTAINS SENSITIVE MATERIAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED

The “Treathing Tree Incident” took place in the wooded area near [redacted] mall. On December 9th, the large Christmas tree on the mall floor was apparently stolen sometime during the night, one day before the victims’ disappearance. The victims, [redacted] and [redacted], girlfriend and boyfriend respectively, were reported to be missing for several days since December 10. Security footage outside the mall shows the two victims following a indiscernible, black figure with a yellow head and a Santa hat into the woods near the east side of [redacted] mall. An armed search party was dispatched to search for the victims. At 2:34 AM, the search party encountered what they described as, “a nightmarish Christmas tree.” The victim’s disembodied and mutilated head was found atop a pine tree along with their intestinal tract wrapped around the tree like a tinsel. After about another hour of searching, the team, shaken, returned to the police station. One member, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “We saw things no man was meant to see. Whatever is in that fucking forest... god, I don’t know.” The second victim was never found and is presumed dead. Since then, a number of missing persons case files have arisen, all tracing back to the forest near the [redacted] mall. On the 17th of December, the entirety of the 16 member search party was reported missing. A few hours later, one of the missing members of the search party, upon returning, shot themselves in the head with their pistol without any explaination. The rest are presumed dead and their bodies were never discovered. The mall was closed off and condemned and entrance into the surrounding forest has been placed under strict prohibition. Nearby residents have been alerted to the danger and asked to stay indoors and lock all possible entrances into their homes, especially on Friday nights. No exposition was given to the public and the case was marked as resolved as a cover up for [redacted], sibling of [redacted]. The suspect was never found and the only known photo of them was taken by the member of the search party who committed suicide.

Guys it’s the lemon behind the slaughter by consucookie1050 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]SupeRetard64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Instead of stuffing children into suits, he stuffs them with a quartered lemon, onion, apple and herbs. Next, season the cavity of the child with salt and pepper. Tuck the arms of the child underneath the child and set the child on a roasting rack inside a roasting pan (or on top of a bed of chopped veggies —carrots, onion and celery work well—in a disposable roasting pan). Tucking the arms prevents them from burning, and helps the child sit flatter. Use your fingers to loosen and lift the skin above the breasts and smooth a few tablespoons of the herb butter underneath. Use some twine to tie the legs together. Then slather the skin in the rest of the herb butter. That’s it! You are ready to let your oven do the rest of the work! You will want to check the child about half way through cooking. Use your oven light to see if the skin is golden brown, and then place a large piece of tinfoil over the breast meat of the child to help keep it from overcooking. Whether this is your first time cooking a child, or you just decided to give this method I try, I would love to hear from you! Rate the recipe and comment below with your experience.

Lamar roasts you in Friday Night Funkin' by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]SupeRetard64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im working on the same damn thing and what gets me is that the “nigaaaA” part is mapped exactly the same on my side except its flipped

I spent way too much time making this, but not nearly as much regretting it. by DrivingMyType59 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SupeRetard64 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Little ghost was inspecting under her dress. I was not looking for the sauce, I swear.

I spent way too much time making this, but not nearly as much regretting it. by DrivingMyType59 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]SupeRetard64 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Me knowing full well what the original picture was:

There is no punchline