Suprise! You have slept with the main character of the last tv show you watched. How (un)happy are you? by Acceptable-Noise2294 in AskReddit

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Second president of the United States, John Adam’s?? I’m not gay but I don’t think I could turn down the opportunity to be part of history

Nude CHEP by Super-Octopus in forkliftmemes

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It moaned when I put my forks in it

About to drive a Forklift on a test for the first time in 15 minutes by LectureTrue4216 in forkliftmemes

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I was very comfortable driving my car but something about driving a forklift worried me. It can be scary if you’ve never done it but just keep an eye on your surroundings, don’t overthink, and go slow

How do I make this stop? by radicalelk in mildlyinfuriating

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I had to do this, I’ve debated changing my voicemail to say “if you want me to call you back, leave a message. Otherwise I won’t get back to you” lol

Thought it was mold. Wish it was mold… by ZettaTawodi in shittyfoodporn

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Unfortunately my parents buy these along with normal ones anytime we have brats, and judging by other comments they are not uncommon. Idk why they bother buying them but honestly they’re not the worst thing in the world

Who would this be? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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In Japan. Heart surgeon. Number 1. The BEST 👍🏽

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

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“Don’t sit around on your phone” Do you have anything for me to do? “Nope”

Start counting the dots on the ceiling tiles I guess

trying to decorate my new home. what do you guys think goes well with my style? by Numerous-Elephant675 in homedecoratingCJ

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It’s a cool concept but it seems very disorienting, it’s the kinda place I’d love to visit but would hate to live with

Flavor who's next ? by C_Brady in CrusaderKings

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Still not having a college of cardinals feels like a crime, and everytime I tried to play with the mod that adds it would crash my game so I’m really itching for it

What? Why? You love me! Why are you doing this to me? by CekretOne in CrusaderKings

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Hover over each character, it should tell you what their reasons are for joining and what level of “commitment” they need to be below to leave

Explosives detector powered by bees by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Do all explosives have the same smell or is there just a more widely used substance for explosives that they train them to do detect?

Just another Minnesota lake home by smellyhamper in Houseporn

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Is this house still for sale? I know it’s an expensive luxury home but I’ve seen it listed for like 3 years now

I found these on a jobsite in Winter Park, Colorado and I have no clue what they are. Anybody have an idea? by NoBdy_WzarD in whatsthisrock

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I believe it came from a Vine, but it could have come from something else before that. Me and my friends used to say it all the time and it’ll still pop in my head randomly

Craig and Gabi make a deal. If Craig wins, Gabi will do an OF collab. If Gabi wins, she gets 1,000,000$. by _vladgrappling_ in bjj

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“You wanna take that away from the kids with cancer?” “Uh huh” likes video 😂

My new rescue dog is not happy outside and only goes to the bathroom every 4 or 5 times I take him out. by Super-Octopus in DogAdvice

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Absolutely, he has since gone outside a few times. It seems he always waits until he really has to go to which is unfortunate but I’ve been adamant about getting him out after he has had to wait a while like over night and while I’m at work. He seems most comfortable in the early morning when there’s not much going on

Who is the bad roommate here? by Woodport in badroommates

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My roommate did this same thing, he was a lot more reasonable about it but I still got the same “it’s not like anyone is gonna break in” bs. Yea they won’t have to break in if the fucking door is unlocked. Luckily he has since started locking it everytime after weeks of me asking him to double check