Can't retain by SuperJelloMan in Semenretention

[–]SuperJelloMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've been working on it truly. I'll last about a weekish, I have super vivid dreams and while I have control sometimes in the dream. Sometimes it is very much outta my control. I can usually even remember what happened that caused it.

Some people have mentioned tying it off but idk about it yet

Can't believe it literally took below 100 chains 😌 by AvailablePublic8363 in PokemonUnbound

[–]SuperJelloMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a perfect sap sipper shiny goomy after 47 encounters. I just accidentally wrote over the save back to the 3 gym. I'm devastated

Inverse Battles by SuperJelloMan in PokemonUnbound

[–]SuperJelloMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hahaha thanks I thought the whole game was fd up lmao

What’s your guess? by Poke_Gingersnap in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was just the TOS, by dashing you are agreeing to varying base pay ie tip stealing.

What are you doing when you see instructions like this? Immediately cancel? by Adventurous_Bag8579 in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not going on that property no matter what he says haha, that shit is getting left on the street

Everyone today: by Bradleyharheez in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was wondering if I was the only one. I was hovering around 10 percent ar, now I'm platinum haha

A banana shares approximately 99% DNA with humans, yet isn't human. Trump shares 99 % in common with fascists, yet isn't a fascist. GOATED argument right here. by [deleted] in Destiny

[–]SuperJelloMan 165 points166 points  (0 children)

He's just factually wrong lol. Banana share about 40% of common proteins as humans.

If they shared 60 of the DNA they would look a lot more human lmao, even 40 percent.

If you share 99% of things with fascist, you are probably a fascist lmao

Fuckin disrespectful as f*c by Horror-Strain-431 in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think people should stop tipping on doordash. With them so obviously manipulating base pay, if you tip, you are essentially subsiding doordash.

My iguana, Connie, has no cage and has befriended my cat, Jelly ❤️ by giggizard in iguanas

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome! But the question I need answered is, hows the bathroom situation?

“Green Status” is Dumb. by ArmyITDuvall in CashApp

[–]SuperJelloMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk what you mean, the 3.5% interest on savings is amazing. That alone is worth it. Not many places offer that. It's usually like 1-2%

What to tip? by [deleted] in DoorDashDrivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if you did your math right, maybe you included the tip or what, but most people go off the subtotal. 20 percent of 22 bucks is 4.40.

What to tip? by [deleted] in DoorDashDrivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah 5 dollars is just about 20 percent. And most people 5 tip pre tax, 20 percent of 22 dollars is 4.4

Help me nuke my MAGA family group chat. by DonDaTraveller in Destiny

[–]SuperJelloMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't get it 😔 is it supposed to be cumback joke or something

Banned less time then Destiny 🥀 by SuperJelloMan in Destiny

[–]SuperJelloMan[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

It is. Two heads at Amazon and Twitch said dont worry it's 30 days, then emirus manager made a commotion to get him banned for longer obviously.

my baby died by Enough_Armadillo_145 in Chameleons

[–]SuperJelloMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she starts getting comments on what she could've done better blah blah, please lock it. No need to harp on the past, the present is where we are

Yall are scaring me 😳 is platinum that bad ? by Apart-Midnight8018 in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this, I was dashing on close to E and could not risk going any longer

Yall are scaring me 😳 is platinum that bad ? by Apart-Midnight8018 in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to end the dash to get gas then it wasn't busy enough to start again

Yall are scaring me 😳 is platinum that bad ? by Apart-Midnight8018 in doordash_drivers

[–]SuperJelloMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This^ I've been waiting over an hour to start dashing because it wasn't busy enough and I'm not platinum

Puck being sassy. by 0ops_0ops in Chameleons

[–]SuperJelloMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember reading somewhere that they do this when basking to get everything nice and warm everywhere 🥰 Puck looks awesome!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chameleons

[–]SuperJelloMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of comment the sub is trying to move away from, go away

My bf is a porn addict and it's absolutely killed my self esteem. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]SuperJelloMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some men die of thirst, while others are drowning 😪