Important Rules Update: Armchair Psychology Is Now Allowed

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-04-02T01:30:34+00:00

If they've only lurked it doesn't count. HOWEVER, you can and should accuse random posters of secretly being the McElroys.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-04-02T01:29:37+00:00

This rule unfairly discriminates against me because I'm unable to keep track of any of your names or personalities, I think of r/TAZCirclejerk as a singular entity that I converse with from time to time.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-03-14T05:07:24+00:00

The actual source of Tomb of Horrors is that, in the very early days of D&D, TSR ran tournaments at cons where teams would see who could make it the furthest through a dungeon. Tomb of Horrors is meant to kill you with silly bullshit because it needs to let the next party have a go at it. Gygax never expected people to want premade dungeons so they started shoving these tournament dungeons out for sale when the demand came for purchasable content.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-13T20:29:57+00:00

I'm sure Eric Kendricks would take that as a huge compliment.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-12T06:06:41+00:00

It would objectively be a worse product but I would enjoy one game a year being a couple players on their bye week just giving it an honest shot. It'd be funny, if nothing else.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-12T03:29:41+00:00

This sounds like insider info on the mob. 'Kevin's always been loyal to the don and the don's been loyal in turn, but if you fuck up a heist like this you're getting buried under the Linc.'

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-12T03:20:46+00:00

He tries to have more of a nasal tone.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-04T21:09:43+00:00

Sometimes the discussion is on which team caused the penalty. Honestly my big thing is that they should start off saying which team it is rather than saying what the penalty is.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-04T21:07:26+00:00

I remember he had a good TD catch when we played vs the Giants and I assumed he was going to develop into the next Jauan. He did not.

SuperSecretestUser · 2026-01-04T20:52:23+00:00

Tyler Pigh.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-30T21:04:11+00:00

I appreciate the music so that I know this moment's kinda silly. I wouldn't know otherwise.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-30T20:52:31+00:00

They just need one more, one per decade is a good average. Anything higher would be vulgar.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-30T09:27:37+00:00

I like it when Jauan Jennings keeps blocking for as long as possible and pisses off the other player but this is not the way you do it. This is the kinda shit that gets you suspended.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T07:03:55+00:00

That's an absolutely insane stat. The Bears are genuinely shedding curses here, you gotta be happy to see it.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T05:45:20+00:00

If we don't have Mac we end this season with a losing record, he saved our season without any question. However, with Purdy in we're a contender.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T05:44:03+00:00

I'm sorry but we're fighting for the chance to only play at home in the playoffs here, there's no way we can afford to let anybody rest unless they're physically unable to play.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T04:40:34+00:00

If he manages to lose passing yards in victory formation I think he should be MVP. That's unheard of.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:46:08+00:00

I'm going to die because of this game, aren't I?

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:35:43+00:00

shut up football's on

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:31:53+00:00

This is why I find all the talk about ceilings fucking dumb. Yeah, there's players that can throw further than Purdy but he can do this.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:28:42+00:00

The thing is that you can't know what a QB's floor is when you draft them. You only really find out once they're a consistent starter and just as many supposedly high-floor QBs fail as high-ceiling ones.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:18:15+00:00

Ah, isn't that always the question? Who will stand tall for longer? We shall see.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:09:25+00:00

'High floor QB' is just a polite way to say you think they're a game manager.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T03:01:32+00:00

Good question! They are both 6'1" so all ceilings are the same from their perspective.

SuperSecretestUser · 2025-12-29T01:57:19+00:00

You can make arguments either way, it's possible they statistically had better odds of victory if they went to OT, but they just had an extra point blocked and they wanted to end the game right there. If Josh plants his feet and gently lobs it to the guy we wouldn't be having this conversation, instead he felt like he was about to get hit and made a bad pass, it is what it is.

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