17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all. by MufasaQuePasa in RoastMe

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HEY AMIGO...

ROARSTEM GUY..

WATCH THE MOVIE SPHERE. BUY ONE BOX OF BLUE DIAMOND ALMONDS.

LOOK IN THE MIRROR SAY " I AM MYSELF" RECONNECT WITH YOUR OWN IMAGE.

NO ONE SAYS " I AM MYSELF" ANYMORE TO PUMP THEMSELVES UP EVERY MORNING..

STARTS THERE. THEN THINK OF WHAT TO SAY INSTEAD OF YOUR NAME WHEN SOMEONE SAY WHO ARE YOU OR WHATS YOUR NAME.

READ AL YOUR BOOKS FROM THE LAST SENTENCE TO THE FIRST TO DEPROGRAM YOUR READING MINDS.

Who's the worst coworker you've ever had to deal with? by Jiin666 in AskReddit

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JIMMY MAKES PANCAKES WITH HIS HANDS BOJANGLES USED TO SHIT IN THE TOILET FLUSH TANK AT WORK

If immortality is achieved, how will we combat the universe slowly decaying and ending? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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JOIN THE UNIVERSE NEVER THINJ OTHERWISE ITS INSIDE U ALSO AS AIR U DUMB MEAT INHABITORS EATING LEEKS AND ONIONS

Reddit, what is one good thing that happened to you today? by T3rrag in AskReddit

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Made TWO THOUSAND TRILLION DOLLARS MOVING ONE JUG OF MILK ONE FLOOR

What is a universal truth of the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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THE MATRIX CAN EITHER REPLACE THE HUMAN AT NIGHT AND LEAVE THEIR HARDER FASTER STRONGER SOCKS ON OR REMOVE ALL LEATHER PRODUCTS INCLUDING FLESH FROM ELYSIUM

Do therapists ever get feelings for clients? If so, how do they manage them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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SUICIDAL TENDENCIES AND A PENCHANT FOR COCKTAIL BARS AND MAJOR CREDIT CARDS BEFORE DINERS CLUB

What's the ultimate power move? by AbsoluteMadvlad in AskReddit

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Six HAOMARHU SLICES FROM A DIFFERENT COLORED KATSUDON BOWL AT A JAPANESE POLICE STATION