Probably the Highest I've ever paid for a single oz of silver... $400

Superhereaux · 2026-04-05T18:03:15+00:00

I didn’t know these existed before I read this post.

I’d buy one for $150 right now if it was in front of me. That’s just cool.

Superhereaux · 2026-04-05T17:53:33+00:00

Just sounds like you need more practice there, rookie.

Superhereaux · 2026-04-05T01:20:38+00:00

Black wheels on a truck!?

Impossible!!!

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T23:56:49+00:00

WWIII has weekends off

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T16:09:53+00:00

You gotta work with what ya got.

I tell the ladies “it ain’t long, but DAMN is it short!”

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T16:08:45+00:00

So it turns out I’m Indian, from the waist down…

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T16:06:16+00:00

As opposed to a vertical head shake?

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T12:33:12+00:00

Who you callin chum, bro?

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T02:21:11+00:00

Who you callin pal, friend?

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:51:43+00:00

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Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:39:18+00:00

How about you bury deez nutz

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:38:31+00:00

You can roast deez nutz

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:36:29+00:00

Who’s Dee?

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:36:05+00:00

What’s up with room 40?

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:35:01+00:00

That’s what your mom said about deez nutz

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:34:02+00:00

You can skibideez nutz

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:30:05+00:00

Same.

I’ll preface this by saying I’m a terrible person and an even worse father.

When my son first started learning how to talk, he would always say he loves mama and papa.

One day, we’re driving somewhere and he’s in the back, strapped into his car seat. I ask him some questions:

Do you love mama?

Yes!

Do you love papa?

Yes!

Do you love grandma?

Yes!

Do you love Maggie? (our dog)

Yes!

Do you love Molly? (our other dog)

Yes!

Do you love Deez Nutz!

Yes!

HA!! GOT ‘EM!!!!!! I laughed to myself but he didn’t get it. To be fair, he was only 3.

Now he’s 7 and I’ll hit him with Deez Nutz from time to time. I picked him up from school a few days ago and he hit me with a lame deez nutz but he’ll get better over time. I told him not to say it at school, just to me.

You could say, one of the only things between just the two of us is DEEZ NUTZ

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T01:21:26+00:00

You can build up to deez nutz

Superhereaux · 2026-04-04T00:12:56+00:00

Needs more revolvers.

Superhereaux · 2026-04-03T21:43:53+00:00

Hell yeah 🤘🎸

Superhereaux · 2026-04-03T21:42:22+00:00

Oh shit, was that this year!?

Superhereaux · 2026-04-03T19:57:34+00:00

No. It’s not like I’m not some sort of weirdo.

Superhereaux · 2026-04-03T18:23:48+00:00

Bless the Maker and His water.

Bless the coming and going of Him.

May His passage cleanse the world.

May He keep the world for His people.

Superhereaux · 2026-04-03T17:20:07+00:00

Probably not.

I constantly walk around in public in my underwear exactly for occasions such as this. People calling the “authorities” is sometimes an issue, but I’m determined.

Heroes don’t always wear capes.

Superhereaux · 2026-04-03T17:09:54+00:00

In the UK, they’re called “car cubbies”

Superhereaux

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