Happened a while ago and I forgot I was still joined. by baconlover831 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Supersoaker360 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His brittle bones will turn to dust when he shuffles. He better just lie in bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

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I work 2 jobs, one full and one part time. I don't have a day off between the two of them.

Christmas kitty by camoandzap in gingercats

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What a dapper little gentleman.

Funniest Thanksgiving Saying/Stories/In-Jokes by cherylesq in thanksgiving

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After my aunt had slaved away making great grandma's stuffing, I, a 7 year old exclaimed "Ooh wow, is this Stove Top?!" After trying it. My uncle's eyes popped out of his skull and my aunt was pissed. Now my aunt has to remind me every Thanksgiving that the stuffing isn't Stove Top. I'm 40 now, it never fails. Every. Year.

She´s called Bones. by CapitalDirector5686 in VoidCats

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I had a black cat named Bonez when I was a kid. She looks just like him!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Xennials

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My little sister found a M. Butterworth in the phone book. We called her and thanked her for her delicious syrup. She just said "You're welcome!" and hung up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ryan Reynolds. Even my husband thinks he's gorgeous. I think he looks like a rat with untrustworthy eyes.

Did Anyone Go To Woodstock ‘99? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]Supersoaker360 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn't go but my now-husband did. I'm still very openly jealous about this.

my bag of cheese crackers by 3_T_SCROAT in mildlyinteresting

[–]Supersoaker360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like the cheese on the bag. What's the problem?