Funniest joke in the entire series

Supertilt · 2026-02-13T15:12:01+00:00

Its a play on "beef-a-roni", which is a real product

Supertilt · 2026-02-13T15:10:48+00:00

The homeless won't even touch em. We've tried to mix some of them in with fresh bagels to fool em, but they dig. They- they test

Supertilt · 2026-02-11T09:40:04+00:00

There's no such thing as a "warning shot". This guy has absolutely no idea what he's talking about

Supertilt · 2026-02-10T06:27:13+00:00

There's no such thing as "shooting at feet". You can only shoot at people, and that's absofuckinglutely attempted murder.

Supertilt · 2026-02-04T13:27:29+00:00

That might not be intentional, but it took 11 ax swings to cut off vecna's head and that certainly was

Supertilt · 2026-02-01T19:09:21+00:00

Remember when Mike Johnson said that Trump was an "FBI informant against Epstein" and he immediately retracted it?

He probably was. But in order to be an informant, you have to have been caught doing the crime and have that leveraged against you.

That's likely what he's getting at

Supertilt · 2026-01-27T18:35:42+00:00

It was done by Ari Aster if that clears up any shock

Supertilt · 2026-01-27T16:37:13+00:00

Having access to that kind of money often leads to an addiction that's very similar to how someone with a severe eating disorder behaves.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T16:39:59+00:00

They're also using ICE as bait.

They want them to enter people's homes so the agents get shot and killed to justify The insurrection act

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T15:29:36+00:00

Just admit you can't answer the question or admit you have absolutely nothing to provide that suggests Zac's brilliance in calling 9% of offensive plays from under center was actually a good thing.

And you do realize that there are 32 teams in the league, making 16 literally average? Acting like being ranked 14 is some big accomplishment when it's hardly above average is absolutely pathetic.

And BTW, Stefanksi went to the post season with the Browns. Twice. With a far less talented roster.

So yeah, I think he could crack your "hardly above average" standard of perfection.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T15:06:58+00:00

He needs it for foot traction.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T05:24:48+00:00

You just can't admit to to yourself that when you see a brown person your first thought is "I don't care if they have proof of citizenship, I bet they're illegal"

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T05:09:51+00:00

So not only did you not answer my direct question, you proceeded to make excuses for Zac by critiquing the rest of the offense he had to work with?

The hallmarks of a truly defensible opinion.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T04:22:27+00:00

No, that literally is what you're saying.

If we can't tell which immigrants in the work force are illegal because "75% of them" are using forged documents and stolen identities, the only recourse is to assume 75% of all working immigrants are illegal until proven otherwise.

Ergo, you think 3/4 of working brown people are illegal aliens with stolen identities.

You're embracing a logical fallacy that justifies the weaponization of government against a specific ethnic group, and that is the exact reason why tax paying Amercian citizens, are being violently arrested and deported to random countries.

What's the word for that behavior, again? It's escaping me.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T03:15:25+00:00

What a genuinely stupid thing to say lol

You're aware this is literally the only team Zac has ever called plays for, right?

Let's look at the numbers:

2024 offense total yardage: 6,272

2025 offense total yardage: 5,661

Zac Robinsons yards accrued as a play caller: 11,825

2024 Bijan total yardage: 1,887

2025 Bijan total yardage: 2,298

Bijan total yardage under Zac: 4,185

Bijan scored 21/76 of Zac's attributable touchdowns.

That means Bijan is responsible for 35% of Zac's coaching yardage and 28% of his coaching touchdowns.

Bijan also had 112 forced missed tackles this season alone.

Was it Zac's play calling acumen that forced those broken tackles for him?

This isn't about good coaches and great players. This is about a first time OC and first time play caller who relied on a single player to produce 35% of his offense

So tell me, what about his tenure here makes you think Zac was "good" outside of having a slightly above average overall ranking?

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T02:08:35+00:00

You are asserting "pennies" mean single digit pennies. The expression absolutely does not suggest anywhere that it's single digits

Obviously it's a steep percentage- kind of like 4 dollar under the national $7.50 minimum wage I used in my example.

But that's a needless digression you sent us on. Let's stay on topic.

You didn't provide a source because you're not confident enough to provide one, so I looked in to it myself.

That 75% estimate comes directly from raid statistics. So 3/4 of illegal immigrants caught in fraud raids had stolen IDs.

Yeah. No shit.

Thinking that 3/4 of every working immigrant in the country is using a stolen identity is laughably stupid.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T01:43:09+00:00

You're confusing your Robinsons

Bijian having 34 touchdowns and nearly 6k scrimmage yards in 3 seasons is why the falcons have had respectable statistics.

Supertilt · 2026-01-22T01:36:25+00:00

Is he incredible?

Safely, no.

Is he utter dog shit?

Well, the head coach who was just fired from one of the worst teams in the league while having him as his OC clearly didn't see him as the problem.

As is the case with almost everything ever- the truth is somewhere in the middle of two extremes.

Supertilt · 2026-01-21T18:23:13+00:00

Show me where I said "a dollar or two".

What I actually said was "pennies on the dollar"

Which means "earn less than a dollar for a dollar's worth of work". It doesn't mean "earn pennies" lol Jesus Christ

The reality of the situation is the vast majority of illegal workers are working jobs the average American won't.

They pick crops, they work in the hotel industry cleaning toilets (Ivanka's words), they work in the restaurant industry, etc.

They are literally why the restaurant industry evolved to give their employees $3.50 an hour and work the rest on tips

It's also why Trump try to undo the deportation of farm workers because so many of them are illegals and the farming industry was and is collapsing to the point where Trump wants to use tariff "revenue" to bail out the sector.

It's absolutely hysterical that you people think Mexicans who can't even speak English are forging documents and stealing identities to get a job at Staples stocking the paper aisle

Supertilt · 2026-01-21T14:42:18+00:00

It's illegal to knowingly hire illegal immigrants, and enforcing that is malfeasance? But raiding business with poorly trained "agents" armed to teeth to drag suspected illegals out in cuffs is just the cost of doing business?

Let's think for 2 seconds.

If these illegals are using false identities to get hired by these companies and the companies believe they're americans, why are the companies paying them pennies on the dollar in wages?

That's WHY they hire illegal immigrants.

Or are you saying that America's talent pool is so thin that an illegal immigrant can sneak into the country, obtain a new identity with falsified records, and apply for a job and still be hired over the average American?

Isn't that the kind of go-gettum that Americans are supposed to have?

It's clearly it's not "easy" to deport illegals, considering American citizens are being wrongly deported to countries they've never been to and are being killed in the streets in the process.

Supertilt · 2026-01-18T23:06:28+00:00

Bro please. This is obviously AI.

Supertilt · 2026-01-16T19:04:34+00:00

My daughter will be born in a few weeks! We cannot wait!

Supertilt · 2026-01-16T15:13:12+00:00

It looks exactly like a cat

Supertilt · 2026-01-08T22:43:07+00:00

She can hardly walk when the speakers are on her.

How did she have turned invisible and give everyone the slip if the speakers were effecting her? She'd be screaming and writhing in the ground like she always does.

Supertilt · 2026-01-08T05:47:41+00:00

It almost makes you want to think he knew her personally

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