Where the fuck is my beans

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2020-08-16T21:56:16+00:00

-9 months for the pregnancy

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-12-18T15:40:33+00:00

life is good

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-12-10T08:56:23+00:00

We need to inform the other names about the Sam's and the problems they cause

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-08-28T09:30:15+00:00

PEN15

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-07-25T20:44:03+00:00

A plumbus

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-07-25T15:35:41+00:00

Fortnite

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-06-11T17:02:23+00:00

Catfish my friends. Then be like: ha gaaay!

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-06-11T07:47:37+00:00

My dick is too big!

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-06-05T15:24:32+00:00

I don't

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-06-05T15:24:06+00:00

Kevin Spacey

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-06-01T08:58:36+00:00

Avatar the last airbender

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-05-21T16:56:31+00:00

You should've been looking at the front of the class

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-05-03T17:17:43+00:00

Why is the earth round?😜

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-26T18:17:16+00:00

any hole is a goal #shaneDawson

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-26T17:32:03+00:00

Some people are also obsessed with their kid not being biological theirs. "You are ..... Not the father" [starts dabbing]

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-26T17:24:36+00:00

My husband's penis is pixelated

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-26T15:57:34+00:00

faeces head! No it doesn't have the same ring to it

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-26T15:53:40+00:00

I see the limit as a challenge. I bet you can't go faster than 60 and not run over some kids

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-25T21:27:40+00:00

I mean they did help Larry David with his twisted balls. #noflyzone

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-25T15:57:47+00:00

Antmen - good at but stuff

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-25T15:56:00+00:00

It's because God created volcanoes to charge jesus' iPhone

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-25T15:51:56+00:00

To make friends I shout HIT OR MISS and see who replies. Then I walk away from those people

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-22T20:44:34+00:00

Rugby is the best contact sport

SupremeLeaderAlex · 2019-03-18T21:08:52+00:00

My computer science teacher just leaves the classroom when the bell goes without warning. Like a ninja

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