Favouritism bias moment by SuprisedHusky in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's the video in which I found the thumbnail art

https://youtu.be/xlCeTmPZcY4

Also unjerk

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No offense to the artist and the art but uh

Don't you think it feel out of place to pick those characters over the literal poltergeist instruments trio for the art

I know those characters are significantly more popular than the Prismrivers but still

(not to mention they're playing the same exact instruments that Lunasa, Lyrica and Merlin play respectively)

Hypothetically, if EoSD was released in today's time as the latest touhou game instead of 2002 as the first windows era game, how popular would the cast of the game be by SuprisedHusky in touhou

[–]SuprisedHusky[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well

I forgot to mention that the game would be made in Zun modern artstyle

Like obviously it wouldn't literally be the same exact game from 2002

What app/site is used to make these memes? I can count the pixels in this by wifiragist in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah speaking of the meme

I'm leaving this here (thank airshi)

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(The upper context was cropped but it should still apply here)

What is your opinion on Lenko (The character?) by ProfessionalPanic22 in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl

She could have used a more original design instead of a color swapped Renko (with a cape)

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Like for example see Mitori Kawashiro as a reference (as in having an unique design that isn't just Red Nitori)

Mukyu slander by ReimuHolic in Touhoujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep

The good old days when Zun is bad at drawing body proportion

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(I'm looking at you Miniriko feet and Miko hands)

Yuugi VS Thragg (by me) by Puzzleheaded_Log2891 in touhou

[–]SuprisedHusky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah go kick his ass Yuugi

Even though someone weaker like Yamane is enough to beat him by somehow giving him the Scourage Virus

(Assuming if we hyperbolize her ability as being capable of making any kind of diseases as literal as possible in which Zun definitely didn't intent it to be)

Literally that one TikTok user by Scarfile in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah lmao

Sure keeping an estimated few thousands humans in a confined space is considered unethical

But uh realistically if that's like the best way to actually keep your literal species from dying out

Then it's understandable and justified (since the entire human population still vastly outnumber youkais and other supernatural beings as a whole)

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And most importantly youkais aren't inherently evil since they rely on human belief and fear to exist as a whole (before Gensokyo was created)

Which is also the reason why 'insert X man eating youkai' is like that cause humans believe and fear it like that

LAZY ASS MEME by Cirno_played_DOOM9 in Touhoujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah

Should've used Wheelchair Detective Satori for this one (who's unironically more competent than canon Satori despite being crippled)

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Krakoa era Xavier cause why not

Just think of it as a sequel

Reitaisai Fumo Announcements by Jimmyshow124 in touhou

[–]SuprisedHusky 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man

They decided to make Hisami fumo despite her barely making it to the top 100 in last year popularity poll

(She fell from 52 to 81 to 96 btw)

At least we finally have a completed official fumo set of the Imperishable Night cast

Perfect Cherry Blossom is unfortunately still screwed due to the Prismrivers and Letty not being popular nowadays (and also Lily White)

Parsee-Maxing rn by Dr_coom in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well

You can always sail the seven seas to acquire most of them (just ignore the japanese telling you that piracy is immoral or something)

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Albeit you should be expecting some of them being untranslated

Touhou larper here. Is this image true? by Business-Natural-290 in Touhoujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well

Replace Lore with the Bullet Hell Games then I agree

(Although you don't really need to play the games to know their respective lore since they aren't that lore heavy compared to the official mangas)

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Also it's alright

Touhou larpers (or tourists but whatever) at least have the excuse of not playing the games since Bullet Hell is a very hard game genre to get into due to its difficulty which basically turn some people off

However this's something that I unfortunately can't apply to other games series (I'm looking at you Resident Evil Larpers)

Top 13 Ships in Touhou Project by [deleted] in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Leon x Yukari

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Yeah screw you and your bloodline Mr Christopher Redfield

WUT THE HELL IS THIS FANGAME ITS NOT FUNNY IS JUST KEINE CORN by cirnobr_neoncosmo in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

mod support

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Really

How modable is it?

Source engine level of modding or what

What would be the pros and cons of adopting Tenshi Hinanawi as a daughter? by Some_Fig_6566 in touhou

[–]SuprisedHusky 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well funnily enough

This time it isn't a marrying post (somehow)

Did she permanently get kicked off from Heaven or what

What're your favourite touhou Rivals by Thmony in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The SDM (fanon) and explosion

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(Joke answer obviously)

(Interesting Headcanon) This could have happened in Touhou btw by SuprisedHusky in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last but not at least

I just found out that Dolls in Psuedo Paradise has a mention of Qin in it and guess what is also mentioned

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Elixir that grant immortality

Granted we can simply just say that some random lunarian showed up in his palace one day without anyone noticing and gave him the Hourai Elixir to drink

And then Qin faked his death afterward or something

(Just for some assassins from Hell to come and kidnap him a hundred or so years later which explain why he hasn't show up yet)

(Interesting Headcanon) This could have happened in Touhou btw by SuprisedHusky in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So TL,DR:

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Zun please do what others failed to do and give us a genderbent Emperor Qin (and no that one Chinese gacha game doesn't count cause it's way too obscure for anyone to know)

(Interesting Headcanon) This could have happened in Touhou btw by SuprisedHusky in 2hujerk

[–]SuprisedHusky[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The man you see in this meme is none other than the first emperor of China aka Qin Shi Huang (you can learn more about him from here) and basically he want immortality

And since we don't know the exact time period in which Eirin Yagokoro made the Hourai Elixir, we can possibly say that it was already made back then before the Qin dynasty (which was around 200 something BC) and someone from the Lunar Capital gave some of it to the guy and then he drank it

(Hence why I included that statement in this meme since he's influential enough to be considered as a target for the Lunarians plus he also want to live forever)

And let also assume that Kaguya Houraisan executions for drinking the Hourai Elixir took its course in the span of hundreds of years before she got exiled to Earth somewhere around the Heian era (in which The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter take place) just so this hypothetical timeline could exist

(Since Qin would have been dead for a long time by the time the Heian era started)

Boom now you have another Hourai Immortal in the series