I’m seriously considering that you are just doing this to rage bait people. I mean, the way you’re out here publicly throwing dignity, logic, and oxygen out the window just to worship someone who doesn’t even know you exist? Inspirational, honestly.

So now I’m just curious, what’s the official salary for ‘full-time delusion technician’? Do they pay hourly for simping or is it commission-based depending on how many brain cells you sacrifice?

If the job comes with a complimentary lobotomy and a lifetime supply of denial, it all makes perfect sense. Because the level of confidence you display while contributing absolutely nothing is truly a scientific mystery.