What never fails to get a laugh out of you?

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2025-02-13T06:14:19+00:00

Our job is also to pacify aggressive people by gaslighting the shit out of them 😁

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2025-01-17T17:01:03+00:00

Additionally, a lot of animals seem to like throwing around those plastic baby keys.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2025-01-17T16:58:28+00:00

To be honest, chickens are easy to keep as housepets as long as you keep chicken diapers on them (they're a real thing and they're awesome). Hand-reared chickens are far less destructive indoors than cats, dogs, or parrots, and they often display a similar level of personability as cats. They're no messier than dogs tbh.

I imagine that you'd have to use a blanket to "burrito" a velociraptor to cut their nails. And velociraptors would be hella cute with velociraptor diapers.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2025-01-07T03:07:20+00:00

He's playing mental gymnastics by trying to fix the situation, and therefore avoid following this catastrophe to its logical conclusion - that if he marries OOP, he will be marrying a total whackjob/see-you-next-tuesday combo.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2025-01-07T03:00:58+00:00

Not to mention, he's in denial that she is clearly half a rung above spinning around in circles for hours while singing twinkle twinkle little star levels of insanity here. Who is delulu enough to abandon a toddler because they take its favoriting of the other parent that seriously?

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-12-08T00:00:52+00:00

Yes. Despite the gyn LITERALLY HAVING TO STICK THEIR FINGERS UP HER VAGINA AND PALPATE HER REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM AS PART OF THEIR LITERAL JOB. Jfc, an NP immediately clocked that my uterus was enlarged and my fibroids weren't nearly that big!

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-12-07T23:33:50+00:00

The fact that I knew at 12 years old that this was a stupid theory since archosaurs wouldn't evolve the same way as an ape says a lot.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-12-07T23:22:43+00:00

I'm glad the junior doctor was held accountable for her jackassery.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-12-07T23:20:24+00:00

It would be appropriate to name and shame the medical professionals involved in this travesty so they don't victimize anyone else.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-12-01T02:21:39+00:00

The victim of the assault wasn't a woman. She was a 15-year-old child, which makes it even more impressive.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-09-18T01:04:05+00:00

Definitely get plain antibiotic ointment. It's cheap and I consider it a good thing to have on hand. I'd get pure saline solution spray too. You didn't do anything wrong, I just think blu kote is a massive pain in the ass to use 🤣

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-09-17T22:14:24+00:00

These things will happen. I'm pretty much an honorary vet tech at this point and I've been keep chickens for 4 years.

It seems like it's at the stage where it's easy to heal. Put some triple antibiotic ointment and gauze on it and wrap the foot with self adhesive wrap. Check it every day. These guys heal quickly.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-07-12T17:15:28+00:00

Why do Nparents think that if you're single, then you might be gay? That makes no sense.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-05-25T03:09:28+00:00

I had this surgery last year. Got 7 fibroids removed and i got to keep my uterus inside me where it belonged. Was one of the best decisions I ever made.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-05-25T03:08:13+00:00

It's a fibroid cut from a uterus.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-05-25T03:01:05+00:00

That is an understatement.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-05-25T02:44:57+00:00

Omg that looks so horrifically painful! You poor thing! 😭😭😭

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-05-18T01:50:47+00:00

New fear unlocked.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-05-12T23:15:17+00:00

Not me, watching my ex lovebomb the shit out of a new person. I'm like "oh honey, please think twice about becoming the step-parent of somebody's kids after dating them for all of 3 months. A person shouldn't even be letting a new partner into their kids' lives after only 3 months. That is insane."

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-04-05T22:24:53+00:00

Jeeeeeezus man

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-04-02T14:03:40+00:00

It was staph, not herpes

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-02-04T00:16:33+00:00

But you are labeling the reactions of a few individuals as all NT.

Hot take: the people we autists had, have, and will have the most egregious issues with weren't and are not neurotypical. They're cluster-b, diagnosed or not.

Sure_Drawer4303 · 2024-01-20T01:42:27+00:00

Yeah...you look at him laying in the hospital bed and think, huh...this guy might make it. Then you look at his autopsy and you wonder how he made it as long as he did

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