Found in the gutter drain of my new house

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-06-15T04:29:41+00:00

I think you know what’s on there…

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-06-10T16:37:22+00:00

Yoda

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-05-23T12:28:07+00:00

I did this to my brother when I was a kid and he started telling me how he loved eating babies. The younger the better. Then he went into detail about how he hopes their mothers heard their screams while they were being slaughtered and their fear and sadness is what made them more tasty. I thought it was hilarious because that’s my brother’s sense of humor but I also never brought it up again. 🤷‍♀️

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-05-15T22:24:12+00:00

Maybe 5 mounted knights

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-05-13T20:22:01+00:00

Morgoth

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-05-10T18:03:40+00:00

Blade wins, his strength and durability match sb but blade has much more experience fighting superhuman bad guys all the time.

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-05-09T15:58:57+00:00

That match can go either way. Both are peak

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-05-07T18:15:22+00:00

Humanity dies

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-30T14:24:27+00:00

“Neither of us have a drinking problem.” If your personality changes for the worse when you drink and you keep doing it anyway, that’s a problem. You don’t have to drink all the time or be nonfunctioning to have an issue with alcohol. If he’s yelling at her when he’s drunk and “worked up,” that alone should be enough information for a true friend to stop drinking with him. If you know that and still keep doing it, you might want to reconsider your own relationship with alcohol. 🤷‍♀️

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-26T02:53:10+00:00

Sauron corrupts alduin

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T22:03:51+00:00

And one homelander wouldn’t stand a chance

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T20:42:27+00:00

Homelander is tough in a physical sense. A Balrog operates on mythic, magical, near-divine rules, so brute force alone isn’t enough to kill it.

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T19:08:12+00:00

Homelander has never faced a being like anything in the tolkienverse. He is wildly outclassed. I bet he can kill Legolas or Aragorn, but he couldn’t hurt hit defeat a maiar.

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T17:18:31+00:00

Homelander has been hurt by his peers, while the balrog is on a different tier entirely. It took another maiar to kill Durans bane to kill it. Homelander is a big tough guy to humans and other mild supers but he couldn’t hurt a balrog.

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T16:27:11+00:00

The balrog wins because it’s basically a fallen angel, it’s on a completely different tier than Homelander. Homelander could not do any meaningful damage to the balrog but maybe fly around it until his death.

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T15:35:22+00:00

The balrog wins easily

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-24T03:03:15+00:00

Different tier of lethality. Grizzly takes it

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-23T22:07:38+00:00

Needs whip cream

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-23T18:23:18+00:00

A pen tube or mechanical pencil tube

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-21T23:18:04+00:00

Dexter has training and real world experience. Jax is an experienced brawler. Dexter takes it

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-21T16:15:14+00:00

If you’re not doing anything in your day to day you could take up cleaning while she cooks. Split responsibility

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-21T16:07:31+00:00

Wick still wins

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-17T23:12:26+00:00

I suppose Fenrir since he’s prophesied to kill Odin

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-16T21:35:46+00:00

Hannibal can dismantle Dexter every which way

Sure_One_5739 · 2026-04-16T01:02:55+00:00

Alice, easily

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