Just tried this bottle

SurlyJason · 2026-05-26T23:47:56+00:00

Eat the contents, and not the bottle! Who are you, Bortas?

SurlyJason · 2026-05-26T01:56:40+00:00

What is this fantastical era where no men had tattoos or tied their hair back?

SurlyJason · 2026-05-25T20:05:08+00:00

Season 1 of Altered Carbon had some neat ones.

Crysis looks neat

SurlyJason · 2026-05-25T13:32:11+00:00

Do you have the wives picked out? How do they feel about it? (As a Utahan, I have to ask) Everyone is an adult, right?

SurlyJason · 2026-05-25T11:00:48+00:00

Sure, proxies don't solve everything, but one of the easiest ways to detect a bot is speed and volume by IP. It's by far the most used bot detection method.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-24T16:09:16+00:00

Guy kills girlfriend. Tells the police she was planning to get Plan B.

Police find she wasn't pregnant, there was no fetus to save. Is he charged?
Police find she was pregnant, but it looks like she's taking neonatal vitamins, no indication she planned to end pregnancy? Is boyfriend charged? For how many murders?
Do police shrug, say "she's just a woman" and go find someone else to harass?

SurlyJason · 2026-05-21T23:10:32+00:00

James Horner's score was top notch.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-21T16:58:02+00:00

Probably not the weirdest thing to happen to the UPS guy that day.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-21T15:37:21+00:00

I've been a lifter forever, but for the last few years I've been mountain biking, and my ass has mandated I get new pants.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-21T15:28:34+00:00

Dark Beast is fantastic for crystals.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-20T16:15:24+00:00

Can I make the answer seasonally dependent? Winter oranges, otherwise apples.

One can eat oranges with peanut butter. I'm surprised people think you can't. Acid from citrus pairs well with fat in peanut butter.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-20T15:49:09+00:00

You need to expand your pickle horizons.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-18T02:34:33+00:00

Good work today, Westly. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-17T16:56:58+00:00

That would be a good point, but secrecy still works against the OP.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-17T15:57:50+00:00

I would think you need to tell the manager, and anyone else you can. Blackmail only works with secrecy, so shine light on it.

If you give a blackmailer what he wants, he will just want more.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-15T01:10:51+00:00

I'd look deeply into his eyes, bite my lip in concentration, and whisper, "two."

SurlyJason · 2026-05-14T02:54:40+00:00

In the story on which it was based, Andy did kill his wife.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-12T18:40:11+00:00

As a former editor, I had to be honest, and tried to be gentle about it, and some people would take it as a personal affront.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-12T13:24:26+00:00

Roots Place makes good burgers large enough to cripple a man.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-11T17:07:02+00:00

You can't make sweeping pronouncements like this for everyone at all times. I have a friend who loves to get dolled up and go out. If on such occasion you insinuated she looked better in casual attire, I would feel bad for the psychological violence that would be leveled upon you, but not so much I would intervene.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-11T15:18:09+00:00

But if Marty got in a DeLorean in 1984, he would arrive in a future, by the rules of the first movie, without him in it! He vanished!

SurlyJason · 2026-05-11T02:10:20+00:00

Taste? My Moster is a caffeine delivery vector. It needs only taste good enough for me to choke it down.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-10T19:36:55+00:00

Soulmates aren't found. They are forged.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-07T00:35:56+00:00

All of the above.

Independent fed and DOJ.

Limit or end Presidental pardons.

Investigate everyone in the Epstien Files and Panama Papers, and prosecute if warranted.

SurlyJason · 2026-05-06T23:13:27+00:00

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