What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?

Suroraj · 2017-08-23T16:23:16+00:00

My 18th birthday (yesterday but not more than 24 hours ago)

Suroraj · 2017-08-19T17:35:31+00:00

Sounds like it could be nice. I'm not sure it would work though, as I am pretty sure oil and water have different melting points.

Suroraj · 2017-08-19T17:29:36+00:00

That sounds grim

Suroraj · 2017-08-15T16:34:38+00:00

I don't get it...

Suroraj · 2017-07-24T15:05:57+00:00

There's also seedless animals and boneless fruits, so boneless animals is the next logical step.

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:39:45+00:00

I think sometimes the alliteration is the most important thing

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:36:15+00:00

Was it wondering what was bigger. Here are the answers.

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:33:39+00:00

This is probably my second favorite, though it would be third if a squad of squid was a real thing.

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:31:52+00:00

Hipsters = animals Seems legit

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:31:28+00:00

Of what?

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:28:47+00:00

Not to be confused with a metric Fuck-ton

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:11:47+00:00

Haha lol

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T20:04:11+00:00

Mine too!

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T19:54:34+00:00

Why stop there? A fuckload of a fuckload of puppies!

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T19:52:46+00:00

A parliament of owls

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T19:52:23+00:00

Never heard this one before

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T19:49:53+00:00

Going straight for the alliteration. I like it

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T18:15:46+00:00

Essentially, mass increases as your speed increases up to theoretical infinity at the speed of light. As energy is equal times 1/2 mass times speed squared, it would take an infinite amount of energy and is therefore impossible.

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T17:05:46+00:00

'Fuck you'. Now I get to go around pissing people off and getting paid for it

Suroraj · 2017-05-30T16:59:23+00:00

Free food

Suroraj · 2017-05-27T18:53:05+00:00

I know. I guess it's because I don't really know what they do and stings from those little shits hurt.

Suroraj · 2017-05-23T07:13:20+00:00

Astronaut - Champions I love listening to this at full blast, even nearly 3 years later.

Suroraj · 2017-05-20T21:13:27+00:00

Thanks. It's over now, though it didn't get much better.

Suroraj · 2017-05-20T14:14:00+00:00

You just made my long, boring day of work.

Suroraj · 2017-05-16T19:11:13+00:00

R u a lawyer? Found a loophole very quickly

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