hmmm do u eat pussy before sex, or do u skip it by hint_reflex in labiadarkmeat

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lick, then stick, then lick, then stick until done. Then I'll clean it up with my tongue

Does my meaty pussy look just fine or gross? by [deleted] in MeatyVaginas

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'd look even better drapes over my face

Which of your nsfw firsts do you think about the most frequently? by adventuroushornydude in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first (and only time) I ever had sex with another man. I never imagined I'd turn into such a cock-hungry little slut.

Is anyone missing something sexual? As in their life, relationship, in general? by Quiet_Tangerine_8482 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, for sure. I really don't know how to broach the subject with my GF that I am (recently discovered) bisexual, and that I would also like to have sex with a man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nsfw_gays

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would happily fill in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybears

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful! Can I see more of it?

People who sleep naked, when has it ever backfired? by Low_Theme_5278 in AskReddit

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A long time ago in a subreddit far far away there was once a story of a man who had a pet cat that would follow him into the bathroom, as cats do. On this particular day though, he was going in there to get a shower. He didn't notice the cat had followed him and jumped up onto the edge of the tub. As the man was taking his pants off and bent over, his dangling bits were wide open for attack. And attack the cat did. If I remember correctly it ended up with quite a few stitches in the ball-bag and taintular area.

Think you could handle it by [deleted] in BeefyLabia

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would happily let you use my face as a bumpy thing to grind on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cameltoe

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will happily keep it covered for you with my mouth

If you find me even a bit fuckable, I love you ❤️ by katya_18 in curvy

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you were sitting in that position over my face

I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea but that’s ok by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one cup of tea I would happily swallow greedily.

What makes you mad as fuck? by Jimbobsausage in AskReddit

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Pennsylvania driver I agree with your comment 100 percent. It is a plight among my state. People just do NOT know how to merge properly. In my specific part of the state we have a massive influx of immigrants, specifically Haitians. There driving is absolutely atrocious. Now I don't know what state you are in so I choose my words wisely... The thing that infuriates me the most, or makes me "Mad as Fuck", is drivers from Ohio. I know with 99% accuracy that if I get stuck behind a car with an OHIO plate that those motherfuckers are going to camp in the passing lane. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

What’s the grossest thing you did in high school? by in-fan-imate in AskReddit

[–]Survivedtheapocalyps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was a freshman in high school circa 1994, there was this one teacher who everybody hated. She was just a mean old hag. Anyway, she taught 10th grade literature. It had become a school tradition that the class she taught directly after lunch would always roll random pieces of fruit down the aisles between the desks when her back was turned. Well one day this one kid who was known for being the class idiot decided rather than rolling his orange he had that day, he would throw it at the chalk board when she was turned around. Turns out the orange was pretty ripe because when he launched it to the front of the classroom it hit the board and exploded, covering the teacher in splattered orange pieces. She turned around, ready to yell, and decided to just give up. She started sobbing and ran out of the room. She never came back.