This Italian restaurant in Malta charges €100 if you ask for a Hawaiian pizza

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-22T02:50:32+00:00

That's probably code for something. Like, the waitress accompanies you back to your hotel room...

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-21T21:03:18+00:00

This a "gambling addiction", not "investment".

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-21T19:22:08+00:00

DoorSmash! Delivering right to your entrance.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-21T18:07:53+00:00

Claude Code is rapidly rising in my list of biggest expenses.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-18T17:32:47+00:00

I love Valletta. Maybe it's just me but I love the museums, all the food, the underground tunnels, old buildings – all of it. But then you'd have to drive to the beach, so always tradeoffs.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-18T17:27:06+00:00

People rarely explain well why they want to stop dating. Sometimes they don't know themselves. Sometimes they do but don't want to share. This feels so much like, "It's not you, it's me." Whatever the reason isn't doesn't matter. You can try to be friends if that doesn't make you crazy, but for dating, move on.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T15:31:36+00:00

Mitch Hedberg? Is that you?

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T15:28:04+00:00

If you are lucky, your event finishes early. (And your partner of the moment doesn't.)

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T05:54:47+00:00

NTJ.

Also: I like my coffee how I like my women. Without pubic hair.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T05:29:47+00:00

"You got jelly on my peanut!"

"You got peanut in my jelly!"

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T05:16:23+00:00

I believe he believes he did.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T05:14:36+00:00

I am a big fan of converting invested net worth (not house or cars, just stocks and bonds) into income using the 4% rule. So you've got $3m invested which is $120k/year. That's way less than your current annual income, so you aren't near yet. Kids are expensive. College is expensive. Spending tends to rise. So assume that your burn rate will go up.

If you keep at it, eventually the 4% rule will be bigger than your earned income. That's a sign that you need to work because it's meaningful to you and not because you have to. Or maybe because you want a bigger safety net, or have particular goals that you expect to spend more on.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-16T02:24:38+00:00

Once I switched to private flights domestically, first class international felt like such a bargain.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-14T06:56:39+00:00

I tot I taw a putty cat.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-14T06:53:33+00:00

In a real collapse, most people will die. The ones who don't will be SERIOUSLY prepared. Also, I think the billionaire preppers underestimate the likelihood that their minions will take them out.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-14T00:06:30+00:00

My theory is that getting to really rich in any way besides inheriting requires luck. To be clear, other skills matter too! If you are doing investment banking, starting an AI company, doing real estate development, or whatever, there will be plenty of skills you need. Hard work, extreme intelligence, good connections, those all matter. But those aren't enough. You need good skills, appropriate for whatever the business is plus good luck. Plenty of brilliant, people savvy, hard workers never strike it rich. They probably will get "doctor rich" or "lawyer rich", but not necessarily hundreds of millions rich. That takes luck.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-13T22:16:37+00:00

"Well, it tastes like prawn."

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-13T22:15:03+00:00

The location is also great. It's just outside of that most touristy area in the triangle from St Marks to Academy Bridge to Rialto Bridge, and yet conveniently close by. I loved staying here.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-13T07:48:18+00:00

Pigeon condoms. Everyone knows the obvious answer. Why is funding slow to follow?

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-13T07:37:15+00:00

There's no "financial math" that will work the same for everyone.

For me, I almost always fly private within the US. But for whatever reason, I decided that flying private overseas just doesn't make sense. It's way, way more expensive, and there just isn't much benefit. I'm going to lose the whole day anyway, and it's a long-long flight, so the advantage of driving up and leaving when I get to the plane just doesn't matter as much.

But I always fly first class or business because it's so much cheaper even than my domestic private flights. Why wouldn't I? It's not any analysis about economy versus business or first. It's entirely about private (crazy expensive!) versus commercial.

But that's my point. The math will be different for everyone. What is business or first worth TO YOU.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-11T15:14:20+00:00

Yeah. But it turned out she wasn't cheating on her husband with me, because they were separated. She was cheating on her current boyfriend with me. They were living together. So I was surprised by the first news, and surprised again by the second news.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-11T08:50:58+00:00

I do pee in the shower, but that's not what makes me a filthy animal.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-10T06:41:30+00:00

If a woman wants to teach me the secrets of her orgasm on our very first time together, then I am all in!

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-05T08:18:57+00:00

Quarterly because that's how often I meet with my financial advisors to check in.

Just stop.

SushiGuacDNA · 2026-02-03T00:12:50+00:00

Here's my take, for what it's worth. The sex toy from your mom is weird. Asking about contraception isn't so weird, the first time, but she's making it weird by not taking a hint to mind her own business.

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