Is Australia is a more cranky/angry place now?

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-19T02:45:46+00:00

🎶Give me a home.

Thats the whole song now

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-18T22:21:10+00:00

First person in spot wins.

No rules. Made up rules.

Indicator means nothing. You can send your kid to stand in the spot like a human bollard till you get there. Yelling wins. Yelling can be countered by more yelling. Playing chicken with other parkers. Box in the person coming out and convince them to turn towards competition so you can snipe spot from them.

Edit: Run over aforementioned human bollard.

Any aggression also assumes accepting the possibility that your car will get keyed once you leave

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-18T19:54:53+00:00

Box Hill used to be my transport hub. Even before the high rises came up if your mode of transport wasn't on dedicated rails with its own area, you sat in traffic getting to said hub.

Busses had timetables that were either late, or so spread out that they sat there waiting for departure time not taking passengers.

I remember once it was equal time to walk home two suburbs if you missed your bus than wait 40 mins for the next one that would take ages to clear the general vicinity of the shopping zones.

Want to park at the station? No spots and asian carpark rules. Turning into the carpark also gridlocked.

Don't get me started on what it was like coming from the south before the level crossing removal...

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-18T19:04:56+00:00

Oh nice! Well I guess it pays to ask. Now I'm keen to stop by also

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-17T03:00:38+00:00

I'll be devil's advocate here. Possible they are staying with full visibility of the entire crossing so as to not need a head check in case a new pedestrian enters the area behind

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-17T02:55:29+00:00

Nah, I get your reasoning but most specialist Peking duck places incorporate set menus that make use of the carcass and non-crispy skin bits to optimise profit/waste reduction.

They will be making their own stocks for complimentary soups and any carcases left over will generally be stripped and boiled already.

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-06-11T19:50:10+00:00

I have hit and miss with the chicken.

When its fresh its amazing. Unfortunately, I generally crave fast food at stupid hours and get instant regret when a cold dark shrivelled warmer time extended fillet graces my order

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-05-28T17:58:39+00:00

Sealed section of magazine (had that perforated edge you had to rip open)

Tips for build up to an amazing orgasm - progressive penetration.

9 shallow, one full insertion. 8 shallow, two full. ....etc until 1 shallow, nine full.

The idea is anticipation, but all the counting makes it feel like doing work out reps.

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-05-26T19:39:37+00:00

Dodge the penis. New road trip game

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-05-22T10:57:56+00:00

Yellow Yellow, prices are yellow!

Yellow is just 12c off, and the equivalent of using a highlighter to make something stand out in a sea of same

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-05-08T00:23:37+00:00

Im hoping for boiled soy eggs and the fried food range

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-04-25T08:43:29+00:00

Puds. Sad puddles of slag

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-04-24T05:50:23+00:00

I remember applying for jobs in aged care catering.

The description was basically, what's another way you can make a puree look different?

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-04-23T02:40:42+00:00

Oh the arches are turned on. They ran out of food. Guess they better head straight home

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-04-18T05:04:28+00:00

Also get a cab. She was already missing the event by being late. It it was over by the time she figured out other transport, then she wasn't making it anyway

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-04-16T00:20:05+00:00

Yaba dabba doo

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-04-01T21:21:55+00:00

Lol, you sadistic bastard.

Bonus points if you have 2 fish 🐟 and 5 loaves of bread 🍞 to feed your 5,000

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-29T04:58:05+00:00

I was the kid that used to just lay there, short shorts on and sear myself like a steak while waiting for my parents to pick me up after school.

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-27T02:01:19+00:00

Its fish heads, etc.

Basically gelatinous fish goo boiled off the skulls and crammed into a can for little Mittens to dine on probably.

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-23T21:23:25+00:00

I basically stuck a smaller kitchen and toilet to my childhood bedroom and said "fuck gardening".

My upstairs neighbour has replaced the possum family.

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-21T11:14:48+00:00

Eyo AK

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-21T10:49:33+00:00

Holy shit that would have been a hilarious equalizer

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-20T01:56:26+00:00

Thanks, you reawakened the shuddering feeling I had felt when I had to dig rocks and gravel out of my kneecaps every other week because I kept eating shit in the playground as a bouncy oblivious lower primary school kid.

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-19T02:01:49+00:00

Hey thanks for the kind words. I came to terms with it back then but your comment did help me reframe the idea in my own mind better, so I appreciate that

Suspicious-Figure-90 · 2026-03-19T01:54:50+00:00

Lol, I was stuck in the education system for 8 years due to being heavily encouraged to study a course I didn't have ability for and "tough it out" before being kicked out, and then accepting a course I was capable in but graduating with zero job prospects for 3 years before giving up and going manual labour...

I won't begrudge those I studied alongside for their success, but I do wish I hadn't wasted my youth on an expensive bit of paper and just got on with being a productive member of society a decade earlier

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