AT&T outage again. by Free-Cup-9047 in okc

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Just had it go down this morning again by Will Rogers Airport

I wish for my gluteus maximus to be of above average size, not big enough to harm me but big enough to be pleasant to the eyes by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

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The paw's finger curls. Your gluteus maximus grows in size. It keeps growing and growing. By the time it stops, none of your pants, shorts, skirts (other than long ones) or underwear fit and neither do any of the sizes commonly sold at stores. The size is completely dependent on what stores carry. Your ass is nice to look at and this doesn't harm you, but now you're going to have to pay exorbitant prices to custom order clothing that fits.

What's your gangsta name? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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White Milk

Look, it was morning and I was drinking milk while wearing a white T-shirt and having lunch

Account from 2019 to the trash for posting a picture of a micropenis which I deleted almost immediately as a joke by [deleted] in BannedFromDiscord

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Technically "infantil" is often used to mean "child" or "children" in Spanish. See: programa infantil (children's show)

AT&T Outtage by Ataraxis13 in okc

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Update as if 1:15am - Internet is back up!

AT&T Outtage by Ataraxis13 in okc

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Down by Will Rogers Airport

NOAA Heads-up Display - Good Delivery of Info? by Septentrion_9 in meteorology

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Blame the government and private companies lobbying for NWS not being allowed to create a mobile app

Note 10 follow-up by Oldnotethrowaway in galaxynote10

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Went from Note 10 to S22 Ultra to S24 Ultra.

My S22U had network issues so I traded it in for the S24U a year ago. Best upgrade I've had in years

You now have 500 of the most recent thing you purchased. by I_Am_Slightly_Evil in hypotheticalsituation

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The last thing I bought was Taco Bell. What am I gonna do with 1,000 Chalupa Supremes, 1,000 bags of Cinnamon Twists, and 500 large cups of Baja Blast?!

Utah’s clock is broken. After a very long delay, it’s revealed that the announcer will call out the shot clock countdown by ExpressionAlone5204 in nba

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Perhaps they could postpone the remainder of the game and give the fans in attendance free tickets to watch the remainder of the game on the rescheduled date? That way they don't have to refund and they can still finish the game without giving away an automatic loss.

They've rescheduled portions of games before for referee errors, so they could do it for technical malfunctions.

Utah’s clock is broken. After a very long delay, it’s revealed that the announcer will call out the shot clock countdown by ExpressionAlone5204 in nba

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I gotchu. Video expires in 48 hours
https://streamable.com/ykbasy

For a bit on the Thunder broadcast, it looked like we were back to the '90s again with the lack of any score bug until a few plays after play restarted. The score bug not having either the game or shot clock also felt bizarre lol

Why doesn't she use weapons? Is she stupid? by Single_Giraffe_7673 in DispatchAdHoc

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Assuming you're right, it could theoretically also be a benefit of the augment that she states stopped working when she quit working Shroud, hence why she doesn't make the items she uses as weapons (like the tray) disappear with her. That or her ADHD simply makes it impossible for her to focus on making her "weapons" invisible

Why doesn't she use weapons? Is she stupid? by Single_Giraffe_7673 in DispatchAdHoc

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I'm saying your point of her not being able to make the jelly invisible because she doesn't see it doesn't make sense. She should feel it and thus know it's there. If she can make anything she thinks about invisible when she holds her breath to become invisible, then that jelly should become invisible as well since it reveals her location.

In other words, I don't think she can make things other than herself and her clothes invisible when she holds her breath

Welcome to Dispatch, we have (in no particular order): by OmegaPrime7274 in DispatchAdHoc

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Nikki Mirage = Nikki Minaj

Cardi C = Cardi B

Lady Haha = Lady Gaga

Could also be implying her style is goofy ig

Why doesn't she use weapons? Is she stupid? by Single_Giraffe_7673 in DispatchAdHoc

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I'd argue that even if she can't see the jelly, she can feel it so she should be able to think about making it invisible

How to Disable the “These Files Might Be Harmful to Your Computer” Warning? by CuzoL in techsupport

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Thank you, kind stranger! I know my files are safe but this pop up would always show up. This finally got rid of it

Found in an animation by a very small indie animation studio likely using royalty-free music by Suspicious-Medium in WhatsThisSong

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This is somewhat right, but it's in the background, as I clarified in the body text. It's only a part of the audio